COINCIDENCE
A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a
female patron. He turned to her and said, "This is a special day,
I'm celebrating."
"What a coincidence," said the woman, "I'm celebrating, too". She
clinked glasses with him and asked, "What are you celebrating?"
"I'm a chicken farmer," he replied. "For years all my hens were
infertile, but today they're finally fertile."
"What a coincidence, the woman said. "My husband and I have been
trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!
How did your chickens become fertile?" she asked.
"I switched cocks," he replied.
"What a coincidence," she said.
2006-12-18 23:37:43 · 26 answers · asked by solution_for_u 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i cant stop laughing on that one heee haaa haaa heee hee haaaa
2006-12-20 18:16:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One Darl, The Old CockSwitch Works Every Time!
Have A Gooday And A Beaut Christmas Darl!
2006-12-18 23:51:09 · answer #2 · answered by Paul R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ur funny.
8/10
2006-12-19 19:32:10 · answer #3 · answered by Angel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Really Funny one..
2006-12-19 05:47:11 · answer #4 · answered by babu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7/10
;-))
2006-12-20 17:16:07 · answer #5 · answered by pearly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2006-12-18 23:43:02 · answer #6 · answered by DON'T GIT LOC'D UP 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow! Wow! Wow! TRULY FANTASTIC!
Honey, you sure are the ‘solution_’ to any guys bad day.
2006-12-19 07:11:18 · answer #7 · answered by the Tramp 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just for humour try below
http://www.deathclock.com
2006-12-19 00:10:32 · answer #8 · answered by jolly boy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL..ha ha ha, what a coincidence too, I am pregnant..lol..
2006-12-19 05:42:35 · answer #9 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha ..good one
2006-12-20 04:54:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋