A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"
The shopkeeper laughing says, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll get lucky and catch yourself a big one!"
Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.
Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She takes aim, shoots killing the creature, then with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank.
Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watches in amazement.
Just then the blonde flips the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, "F*ck it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"
2006-12-18 22:40:37 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
roflmao :D very funny. can't seem to remember how to stop laughing.10/10
2006-12-19 01:45:09 · answer #1 · answered by ibro999 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah F##K Man That is Seriously Funny. Like it Lots
2006-12-19 06:44:10 · answer #2 · answered by rhijoa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my god - dats jus eriously got me laughin
rite that makes sense, loadsa ppl r givin me mucky luks now, cos im liaghin at the screen - hahahahaha
2006-12-19 06:50:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Holy smokes that was a funny joke! Time to forward it to my friends! HAHAHAHAHA :)
2006-12-19 06:42:43 · answer #4 · answered by Motti _Shish 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL... I blondes always have the most fun!!!
2006-12-19 10:24:03 · answer #5 · answered by MAS 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one
LMAO
2006-12-19 06:43:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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VERY VERY NICE JOKE!!!!!
2006-12-19 06:47:57 · answer #7 · answered by wizkid!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA loved it! keep them coming!
happy crimbo to you x
2006-12-19 06:47:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
how silly. A blonde would do that though
2006-12-19 06:43:44 · answer #9 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cool, but what's a 'crocadile'?
2006-12-19 06:44:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋