Some tw@t burgled me this weekend and I am surpassing my rage by dreaming of what I would do to the little f*ckers if on the million to one chance I ever caught the sods....any suggestions?
2006-12-18 22:16:28 · 31 answers · asked by Nottingham man 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Call the police, because you would not know if they were armed or not.
2006-12-18 22:18:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Hi ya, there was a case a few years ago, where an old man who lived on hes own found two people robbing he's home, he had a riffle and just shot them in the leg and called the police. He got put away, but not for long and said that he would do the same thing again.
I would do the same as him, because, i would be scared of my own safety, and the theiving basta!$s should be taught a lesson!
The other hand if i knew who robbed from me and i didnt catch them at the time and i later find out who they were, i would make sure that i knew where they lived and do the same to them.
2006-12-18 22:21:51 · answer #2 · answered by chloe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Taking the law into your own hands is sanctioned by God, an eye etc. so I suggest you tie them down to four stakes spread eagled and naked of course. the using a very course sand paper (a power sander on low setting is fine) slowly start to remove the skin from their bodies, No need to go deep, just a few layers will suffice, you don't want them to bleed to death, not yet. Of course you don't want them to get an infection either so you will need to bathe their wounds with Iodine (vinegar will also work) If your thirst for revenge is not yet sated, I suggest a visit to your local exotic pet shop and purchase an ant farm, Good size jungle ants will do, then pouring honey over your victims release the ants. Of course after this you will probably feel a little guilty, so I suggest converting to Catholicism and taking confession, a few Hail Marys' should sort that out
2006-12-18 22:31:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I did walk in on someone doing that once and all rational thought flew out the window. I went right up to the guy and grabbed him by the shoulders and started repeating, "What the f*ck are you doing?" over and over. He pushed past me but I wouldn't let go because I had lost my mind. He opened the door and ran out and that's when I peed my pants (seriously). I started to chase him but I came to my senses and realized I didn't know what I planned on doing if I caught him. I had a baseball bat right by my front door but I never even thought to pick it up. The guy could have had a weapon and that thought never crossed my mind. When I think back, I wish I had been holding mace and I would have maced him then taken the bat and beaten him to a bloody pulp in my kitchen. If I killed him, I would have said he attacked me. But, it didn't happen that way and he got away.
2006-12-18 22:29:42 · answer #4 · answered by Pico 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I used to leave all the surfaces within my workshop live, with electricity, but remember to leave a nice big warning sign - that you are working on the place - so ou don't get charged with man slaughter. when I rebuilt it, I placed wires in the area's I thought they would use - including under the tiles.
Oh, they broke into the roof, one got away, the other broke his collar bone when he fell back with the 240 volt shock... and I isolated the live wires from outside the building before the police came.... must have been lucky, and they cut through my electrical supply, I get an elecrtician in in the morning to make that safe officer...
2006-12-18 22:23:25 · answer #5 · answered by DAVID C 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Quite humorous that this is being in Etiquette - like whats the 'polite' thing to do if you catch a burglar in your home! I say 'kill them' and since the Police always prefer defending the rights of the criminal I wouldnt report it. I'd get my family to help me dispose of the body. In older days I'd put the head on a spear outside my house to warn off other burglars but questions would be asked if I did that.
2006-12-18 22:26:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
When I was at uni my place was broken into 3 times, (nice area!) We almost causght the last kid to do it as he was half through the window, we chased him donw the road with baseball bats but didn't catch him thankfully, if we would've we'd have been the ones in the most trouble. If I were to catch one now I'd certainly use 'reasonable' force and keep them there until the police showed up. My guess is they'd be rather battered and bruised by then.
2006-12-18 22:21:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I am lucky enough to live on a farm, if anyone comes in my house either the dogs will chew him up or I will shoot. Unfortunately in this country (england) I will be put in prison for either of the two - I figured I'd just shoot to kill and that way no-one'll sue me!
There was once a burglar who climbed in this womans skylight and cut himself on a knife lying on the kitchen counter, so he sued her and she ended up having to sell the house and everything she had to pay for it!
2006-12-19 22:43:01 · answer #8 · answered by floppity 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would give `em a good whack with a very large hammer
that resides at the side of the bed.If i could not catch them as they fled i would send it at the back of there robbing twats
head.
2006-12-18 22:36:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maximise a contents insurance claim.
2006-12-18 23:07:04 · answer #10 · answered by Thom Jo D 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Id start my car up and tape their hands (or any other body parts) to my exhaust pipe and leave them for a while.
Maybe rev a few times until they cry like a baby.
if you do find them let me know what you did!!
2006-12-18 22:26:22 · answer #11 · answered by monkey boy 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋