A half-drunk man in a bar walks up and sits in front of the bartender. The bartender asks, "What will it be?" The man replies, "I bet you $500 that i could stand on one end of your bar and piss in a cup 5 feet away and not miss a single drop."
The bartender laughs and asks if he's serious, and the man pulls out cash to show he's game. The bartender agrees and sets a highball five feet down the bar. The man stands up on the bar and unzips his pants. He begins to piss, but pisses all over the bartender's stools, clean glassware, and liqour. The man steps down, but he's not frowning over the loss; he is laughing and smiling. The Bartender joins in the laughter, but stops after a few mins, and asks the man, "why are you laughing so hard? you just lost $500."
The man grins and says, "See that group of guys over there? I bet just been them $1000 i could piss all over your bar and you would still be smiling!!!"
2006-12-18 17:41:40 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Excelent one !! lol
2006-12-20 07:36:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Ha! I love it! If it means I love lame jokes, I dont care coz this is really funny or maybe becoz I like making bets myself so could quite picture it when you strike a double bet & the second person goes feeling all the way from total smart to a total wacko!!! Ha! Ha! Ha! Keep on posting such jokes :)
2006-12-18 19:39:09 · answer #2 · answered by tasha 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm!! yeah i see u watched Desperado. I really hope not to read your jokes in the future and see that you pulled "yo momma" jokes from White Chicks. But you have good taste on jokes, give you props for that.
2006-12-18 18:19:44 · answer #3 · answered by Wendy R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard a lot of jokes formatted like this, but everyone can still make me shake my head and smile.
2006-12-18 18:34:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, it was funny when Quentin Tarantino said it in Desperado.
2006-12-18 17:56:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one!
2006-12-18 17:44:50 · answer #6 · answered by MoMoney23 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seen it before, but it's still funny
2006-12-18 17:45:12 · answer #7 · answered by badbill1941 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I must tell this to my brother. He will probably try it at his favorite bar.
2006-12-18 17:44:44 · answer #8 · answered by robee 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's cool
2006-12-18 18:37:02 · answer #9 · answered by hello 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
remember that one from way back it was always a good laugh !
2006-12-18 18:12:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats not lame that guy is a real con artist lol
2006-12-18 17:59:06 · answer #11 · answered by shadsonlychic 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋