I have been very naughty
2006-12-18 17:25:41 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
solar powered i-pod and marshmallows, Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
2006-12-18 17:38:51 · update #1
Hell is just the grave, and death only comes to the physical body.
The soul is eternal.
If you've been very naughty, you get to come back to the toilet bowl (right here) and try again. You can't take nuthin' wit you! You just start anew ...... hope you weren't too terriby naughty!
2006-12-18 17:47:03 · answer #1 · answered by MyPreshus 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sorry, When you come into this world you have a bare butt. When you leave u take nowledge and your works while here. If your looking for examples, and samples of Hell. Horror, locked in the belly of the earth never to get out again, in pain no doubt, Stick your hand in a deep fat frier. people have no idea whats waiting for the evil and wicked.
2006-12-18 17:39:59 · answer #2 · answered by chucky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, take a heat lamp, some water, your wallet (they charge extra for cream cheese), an extra few condoms (those girls are really HOT *hint hint)
Um... Brush your teeth before you go to... hell, you said? Never heard of it, but hay, have a safe trip. Maybe I'll fly out there for the weekend.
2006-12-18 17:29:00 · answer #3 · answered by Cold Fart 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You get to take your sins with you, and the knowledge that God exists but you can never be part of His love, along with all the suffering and torture of the soul and the flesh you can imagine. Not even sunscreen will help you.
2006-12-18 17:29:46 · answer #4 · answered by Danny H 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA If it did exist solar powered i-pod and marshmallows
this board will soon be overrun by evangelists..I can feel it
2006-12-18 17:29:21 · answer #5 · answered by Mezmerize 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thank God u realise u hv been naughty and thank God that u know that its better to stay away frm hell than to plan on what to take. gosh i wouldnt want to live my life in a lake of fire, esp when heaven exists
2006-12-18 17:29:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
An eternity's supply of marshmallows?
2006-12-18 17:28:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Sounds to me like you're already in Hell right now then.
2006-12-18 17:33:05 · answer #8 · answered by The First Lady 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, hell exist and you can take nothing with you! Everything you need is already there waiting for you!
2006-12-18 17:28:32 · answer #9 · answered by chestnutlocs1 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
it does exist and i don't think you can get the chance to bring anything there since the fire's gonna burn you up...
stop making jokes about hell,dude!!! it's worse than you think!!!
2006-12-18 17:36:18 · answer #10 · answered by MrMachoman 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋