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2006-12-18 16:42:14 · 16 answers · asked by *~SoL~ * Pashaa del Ñuñcaa. 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Lori, I think your the only one who got it! xD
lol!
2006-12-18 16:50:59 · update #1
A good tie never fails, but a golf membership is celebrated forever.
Whoa, people! It's a satirical question! I responded as such because it is what I believe many men want. I made a funny, just like Sol... oh, never mind.
2006-12-18 16:46:20 · answer #1 · answered by Me, Thrice-Baked 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Actually its Satan's birthday, also know as the death and resurrection of the sun god Baal. So if you want to get Satan a present for his birthday as people celebrate and say merry death of Christ and blaspheme God and disobey the Word of God in Jeremiah 10:1-5 that clearly states do not do as the heathen do. Does that about cover it....If you fancy yourself a Christian then you had better not have a green tree in your living room. The bible says in John 4:22-24 "Ye worship ye know not what"
2006-12-19 02:40:12 · answer #2 · answered by 1Truth 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very good question...
What I think He wants from me more than anything is humbleness, thankfulness, gentleness, and broken and contrite heart... willing to go where He leads and obey His commands. This is what I endeavor to give to Him.
Psalm 51:17
The sacrifices of God are a broken spirit; a broken and contrite heart, O God, you will not despise.
1 Corinthians 13:13
And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love.
2006-12-19 00:44:51 · answer #3 · answered by Heatmizer 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hi Sol,
How are you little one?You are still in my prayers.I am asking God to give you Joy for Christmas.
I gave Jesus my heart and soul long ago.He is my Lord and Savior.
The only thing I have to offer Him that will bless Him is my praise.
And I do that daily.
God Bless you Sol,
Merry Christmas.
Love Nana
2006-12-19 00:53:15 · answer #4 · answered by funnana 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing. Im still waiting to get anything from him. A phone call would be nice.
2006-12-19 00:57:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um.. Who? The guy's birthday is in April. And it's not Christmas, it's Yule.
I'll get presents for my family members. But not for a guy who's been dead for like 1,970 years.
2006-12-19 00:45:56 · answer #6 · answered by Cold Fart 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
This Jesus you speak of...
He is... inferior to a genetically engineered specimen like myself. You would be wise... to serve me.
2006-12-19 16:02:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My faith & soul, since that is what he seems to want.
You ask a lot of questions. Do you have a boring job? ;-)
2006-12-20 20:02:27 · answer #8 · answered by Randy G 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What he wants, lotsa love for all! Merry Christmas!
2006-12-19 00:45:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
You look so sad. Why don't you pray to God and ask Jesus into your heart and you will feel much happier.
2006-12-19 00:45:45 · answer #10 · answered by Dakota Lynn Takes Gun 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋