Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle tequila
2 cups of dried fruit
Sample the tequila to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the tequila again.
To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and
drink. Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large
fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the tequila is still OK.
Try another cup... just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of
dried fruit.
Pick the fruit up off floor. Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with
a drewscriver.
Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt.
Or something. Check the tequila.
2006-12-18 16:29:18 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to
fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
Finish the tequila and wipe counter with the cat.
Happy Holidays
2006-12-18 16:29:46 · update #1
It is a good recepie
2006-12-18 19:31:35 · answer #1 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got down to :
Sample the tequila to check quality...
and that's as far as I got. whooo needsh the ressht of the reeciipee.?
2006-12-19 00:59:23 · answer #2 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sssooooo thatsssssss whyssss the catssss dirty and pissssed and it explainsssss the boken windoe. great recipe but there'ssss not enough telquia for it
2006-12-19 01:25:38 · answer #3 · answered by Mouse B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tequila is good,very good,thank you for that recipe
2006-12-19 00:34:04 · answer #4 · answered by 4 strings 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-12-19 02:57:25 · answer #5 · answered by chevy*gurl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow maybe thats what happened last year
may just do it again this year
2006-12-19 01:19:21 · answer #6 · answered by dawn_horger 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute recipe
2006-12-19 00:43:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funniest thing i've heard!!
2006-12-19 02:34:38 · answer #8 · answered by hello 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-12-19 00:40:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!! lol
2006-12-19 00:34:51 · answer #10 · answered by Vicky_Icky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋