A young husband comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: "Darling, I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody."
The next day, a guy from the electric company rings the door-bell, because the young couple hasn't paid their last bill: "Are you Mrs. Smith? You're a month overdue, you know!"
"How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman.
"Well, ma'am, it's in our files!" says the man from the electric company.
"What are you saying? It's in your files?????"
"Absolutely."
"Well, let me talk to my husband about this tonight."
That night, she tells her husband about the visit, and he, mad as a bull, rushes to the electric company office the first thing the next morning.
(contd. below.........)
2006-12-18 16:10:47 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"What's going on here? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue? What business is that of yours?" the husband shouts.
"Just calm down," says the clerk, "it's nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us."
"PAY you? and if I refuse?"
"Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours off."
"And what would my wife do then?" the husband asks.
"I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle."
2006-12-18 16:11:17 · update #1
Funny !! lol
2006-12-20 07:32:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny how about this one
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.
The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'
2006-12-18 17:23:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This humour replaced into relatively 'previous due' for a at the same time as! besides, save sending us greater jokes, we will not shrink you off! (if there is potential shrink, use battery back-up, candle won't paintings!)
2016-10-15 05:28:27 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats was really funny
big confusion there lol
2006-12-18 16:43:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It does not happen to anyone, but it's a great joke!
2006-12-18 16:22:32 · answer #5 · answered by Бадьгаа 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was either well made up or a good find...lol ;)
2006-12-18 16:21:55 · answer #6 · answered by isis 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey, that could happen!!
loved the joke
2006-12-18 16:51:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was great. keep it coming
2006-12-18 16:18:04 · answer #8 · answered by delivrygrl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-12-18 16:36:28 · answer #9 · answered by Minky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HO!HO!HO! NICE ONE 9/10
2006-12-18 22:09:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋