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Statement: "I'm a Romantic."
True Meaning: "I'm poor."

Statement: "You're the only girl I've ever cared about."
True Meaning: "You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me."

Statement: "I really want to get to know you better."
True Meaning: "So I can tell my friends about it."

Statement: "She's kinda cute."
True Meaning: "I wouldn't kick her out of bed but a pillow over the
head might be necessary."

Statement: "I don't know if I like her."
True Meaning: "She won't sleep with me."

Statement: "Was it good for you?"
True Meaning: "I'm insecure about my manhood."

Statement: "I had a wonderful time last night."
True Meaning: "Who are you?"

Statement: "Do you love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you might find out."

Statement: "I think we should just be friends."
True Meaning: "You're ugly."

Statement: "I've learned a lot from you."
True Meaning: "Next!!!!"

Statement: "I have something to tell you."
True Meaning: "Get tested."

2006-12-18 16:09:10 · 12 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

12 answers

thats great and totally true!!!

2006-12-18 16:13:34 · answer #1 · answered by delivrygrl 3 · 0 1

You're funny.
I will call you later.
x

Statement "I think we should see other people."
True Meaning "haha I already am."

2006-12-19 00:15:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

statement: I need some space
meaning: WITHOUT YOU IN IT!

2006-12-19 00:35:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anna H. 3 · 0 0

That is sooo True!!! LOL Very Good one...

2006-12-19 00:15:42 · answer #4 · answered by à®?à¹?IVYà®?๠1 · 0 0

funny but very true!! guys who cant
take this joke, go else where...

2006-12-19 00:29:01 · answer #5 · answered by Vicky_Icky 3 · 0 0

i have a male roomate yes those are true

2006-12-19 00:13:25 · answer #6 · answered by demoness_6969 2 · 0 0

lol! theyr'e funny. where are you getting them from?

2006-12-19 00:13:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I is funny funny.

2006-12-19 03:52:01 · answer #8 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0 0

haha love it.

2006-12-19 00:33:10 · answer #9 · answered by Kayleigh♥ 4 · 0 0

bravo =D

2006-12-19 06:55:51 · answer #10 · answered by eeekkk 3 · 0 0

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