NAME: Greg Bulmash.
SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
SALARY: Less than I'm worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and `post-it' notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
AVAILABLE FOR WORK: Of course. That's why I'm applying.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30 - 3:30pm., Monday, Tuesday and Thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL
TO 50lbs?: 50lbs. of what? Depends on
2006-12-18 16:07:42 · 18 answers · asked by dfksone 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the appropriate question here would be "Do
you have a car that runs?"
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be
the winner of the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes.
DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job, no, on my breaks, yes.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas
with a fabulously wealthy dumb blond supermodel who thinks I'm the
greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that
now.
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR
KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.
SIGN HERE: Aries.
2006-12-18 16:07:56 · update #1
"target for middle management hostility"
I think that is in my job description (Nice one, dude!)
2006-12-18 16:15:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will bet you ANYTHING that guy was from Spartanburg, South Carolina. In fact, he's probably related to me!
2006-12-18 16:32:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anna H. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL...very funny
2006-12-18 16:21:09 · answer #3 · answered by tasha 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah that was a real guy applying for mcdonald's...and the good news is that they hired him too!!!
2006-12-18 16:14:19 · answer #4 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha it is a good joke
I like this Biodata/CV/resume
2006-12-18 20:01:30 · answer #5 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i bet he is loving the unemployment line
2006-12-18 16:20:29 · answer #6 · answered by jumiboo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, how did they fit all that into the "sex" blank? lol
2006-12-18 16:25:17 · answer #7 · answered by Missy-Lissa 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, did he get the job?
2006-12-18 17:05:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good joke
2006-12-18 16:20:23 · answer #9 · answered by Sara 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HEY!!!!!!! I KNOW THAT GUY!!!
HE WAS MARRIED TO MY SISTER!!1
2006-12-18 16:42:00 · answer #10 · answered by Minky 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋