We Just finished a HUGE bean dinner so it's gonna be a big one. Please help!!!
2006-12-18 15:55:26 · 18 answers · asked by F A G munch 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
after pooping, flush all the disgusting crap out. flush at least 4 times and then on the 5th flush, use the water from the bowl and use that to clean your crack from the ****. well, desperate means for desperate measures!!! lol
2006-12-18 16:10:45 · answer #1 · answered by Acidburn 2 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Use a million. coffee filter out (put in bag and dispose, do no longer flush) 2. serviette (back, do no longer flush) 3. Paper towel 4. towel (throw out) once you're performed, pass to the save and purchase some or borrow a place from a neighbor.
2016-10-15 05:27:06 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well considering this question was asked 14 min ago I certainly hope that you resolved the matter. For future reference you can do one of two things: bring some tissues to the bathroom with you just in case, and/or buy a roll of paper that you can hide somewhere in her bathroom for just such emergencies.
2006-12-18 16:13:33 · answer #3 · answered by silemuirne 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That is really gross, do you really feel the need to discuss such things in such detail? Find some paper towels or napkins. Or knock on the neighbors door and ask to borrow some tissue. Good luck and God bless****
2006-12-18 16:17:56 · answer #4 · answered by ? 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Stranded, Stranded, Stranded on the toilet bowl. What do you do when your'e stranded and you haven't got a roll? To prove your a man you must wipe with your hand. A Man and you proved it with your index finger.
(A little song some friends of mine used to sing in high school).Peace out.
2006-12-18 16:01:23 · answer #5 · answered by Lucy 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I never went at my boyfriends house the whole time we were dating. I'd always make an excuse to go to the store and use the restroom there. He actually called me out on it once. "Don't you ever "go"? Now we're married and go in front of each other (while one is showering, brushing teeth). Tell her you need to go to the store (and bring back TP!). Good luck!
2006-12-18 16:14:19 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Pretty♥ ♥Kitty♥ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Just ask if she has any anywhere. Maybe some tissues if not. If neither of these work, leave, cause you gotta have toilet paper.
2006-12-18 16:16:58 · answer #7 · answered by Minerva 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Pretend you just got a phone call from your mom and it's urgent but you'll be back and just run to the grocery store and take a dump.
2006-12-18 16:22:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ask her for a paper towel, wipe and then bag it up and put it staight into the outside garbage can.
2006-12-18 16:09:15 · answer #9 · answered by Julia B 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ask her if she has any paper towels or napkins. If not ask her if she has any coffee filters. If not, go do your business then stick your *** under the faucet in the bathtub until the water runs clean.
2006-12-18 18:00:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋