How is a tornado striking Texas related to a Tennessee divorce?
Either way you lose a trailer!!! hehehehehee
2006-12-18 15:25:58
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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Lecture on Supernatura
A professor at W.Virginia University is giving a lecture on
the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks:
"How many people here believe in ghosts?"
About 90 students raise their hands. "Well that's a good
start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of
you think you've ever seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise
their hands. "That's really good. I'm really glad you take
this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost? 15
students raise their hands. "That's a great response."
"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 students raise
their hands. "That's fantastic."
"But let me ask you one question further... Have any of you
ever made love to a ghost?" One student in a flannel shirt
and baseball cap way in the back raises his hand. The
professor is astonished. He takes off his glasses, takes a
step back, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving
this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a
ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your
experience."
The redneck student complies with a nod and a grin, and
begins to make his way up to the podium.
The professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have
sex with a ghost."
The student replies, "Ghost?!? Sheeyit..... From back there
it sounded like you said 'goats'".
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2006-12-18 15:23:53
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answer #2
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answered by Answer Champion 3
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Learn how to either speak or type the Kings English before you try to portray a option or joke. Makes you look like a moron for not even using the spell check button.
2016-05-23 06:15:31
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answer #3
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answered by Anonymous
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George W. Bush...
Enough said
lol
2006-12-18 15:33:21
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answer #4
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answered by hehe3301 2
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the maryland poetry contest had come down to two, a yale graduate and a redneck from arkansas. they were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. the word they were given was "timbuktu". first to recite his poem was the yale graduate. he stepped to the microphone and said:
"slowly across the desert sand,
trekked a lon ely caravan.
men on camels, two by two,
destination: timbuktu."
the crowd went crazy!
no way could the redneck top that, they thought as the redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:
"me and tim, a' huntin' we went.
met three whores in a pop-up tent.
they was three, and we was two.
so i bucked one, and timbuktu."
the redneck won hands down
An Irishman in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Irishman looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?"
The waitress nodded "yes," so the Irishman told her to give Jesus a cup of coffee on him.
The next patron to come in was an Englishman with a hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the Waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus over there?"
The waitress nodded, so the Englishman said to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, "My treat."
The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Redneck named Bubba on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there, sweet thang. How's about gettin' me a cold glass of Coke! !" He, too, looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that God's boy over there?"
The waitress once more nodded, so the Redneck said to give Jesus a cold glass of Coke, "On my tab."
As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Irishman, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed."
The Irishman felt the strength come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door.
Jesus also passed by the Englishman, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed."
The Englishman felt his back straightening up, and he raised his hands, praised the Lord and did a series of back flips out the door.
Then Jesus walked towards the Redneck.
Bubba jumped up and yelled, "Don't you touch me...I'm drawin' disability!!!"
2006-12-18 15:23:07
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answer #5
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answered by cerebral_orgasm 4
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beau jr announced he was engaged to darla sue. beau's pappy looked stricken. he took him aside and told him "jr---you can't marry that girl." "why not , pappy, I love her!!" "son, I never thought i'd have to tell you this. i'm right ashamed. I had an affair with darla sue's mama. she's your sister." beau jr was stunned by this news. he sat staring at the tv. his mama came in. "what's the matter, son?" she asked. y'all look like ya just lost yore best freind." beau blurted out what his pappy had told him. his mama started to laugh. beau was afraid she was hysterical. "honey," she said, " you go ahead and marry that girl. beau ain't yore pappy!!"
2006-12-19 08:10:20
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answer #6
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answered by I hate carrots 6
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None. I prefer ethnic jokes.
2006-12-18 15:24:06
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answer #7
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answered by m. b 3
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no,you better dont
2006-12-18 15:23:34
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answer #8
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answered by 4 strings 7
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