I find by beating them down with a bible (which is quite easy in most cases), allows them to open their closed minds. After the first beating they usually start praying at the first site of me. Well, at least now they pray, I still beat em though.
2006-12-18 15:20:49 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yes, Jeebus would do the same.
2006-12-18 15:24:24 · update #1
will you pray for them an the only way for them to get to heaven
is for them to change there ways and to be baptized
they need to ask for forgiveness to are heavenly father
an for the most part most of the people that dont belive in him
have never been tought an never was told or talked about him
when they fell the love of him touches there hearts they will then know the truth
2006-12-18 15:27:15 · answer #1 · answered by SGT SEXY MAMA 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
What a wonderfully openminded person you are to beat Aetheists with a Bible. They must be so thankful once the swelling goes down!
Grow up and leave people alone.
I'm happily Christian, but shoving religion/faith down someone's throat will not make them convert...
2006-12-18 23:23:48 · answer #2 · answered by cellar_door 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you do realize that a bible has no real evidence to back up its statements correct? because every religion is based on FAITH. and faith is a belief without proof [dictionary.com]. also...many atheists already looked into many different religions to see what the buzz is all about...and just because we arent convinced that a fairy tale is real doesnt mean we are going to a heaven or hell...if there even is a heaven or hell. plus...i would have to say you are being real arrogant and hypocritical... you are being closed minded yourself for not accepting our beliefs and you obviously are putting yourself on a high horse for believing in a bronze age magic fairy tale. have fun worshiping the surveillance camera in the sky.
2006-12-18 23:53:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Bring it on big guy! I beat myself in the head with the bible every morning just to wake up. I find bible abuse stimulating.
2006-12-18 23:26:02 · answer #4 · answered by Troubled Troll 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Excuse me? I'm not the one putting my beliefs on you. I'd hope demons or Jerel himself would come up to earth and eat your soul.
And we have closed-minds? Look at you. Judging every other Atheist. You're narrow-minded.
2006-12-18 23:29:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
don't be a bible stumber we know you are an atheist at heart and why the heck would one want to go to heaven when there's more fun in hell
2006-12-18 23:25:16 · answer #6 · answered by sam i am 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Bibles don't scare me, kind of like the book about Sleeping Beauty doesn't scare me....because I know that both are moronic fairytales for the mentally inferior.
2006-12-18 23:23:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
If that were true there would be many more reports of spontaneous human combusion at roadside hotels.
2006-12-18 23:25:58 · answer #8 · answered by Brendan G 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Wow, that is about as middle ages as possible. Do you do your act at the various renaissance festivals?
2006-12-18 23:25:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
You see. You are not an unbeliever of God. You are a God hater.
Keep listening to them and their true colors are exposed.
2006-12-18 23:23:44 · answer #10 · answered by Gary M 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋