A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He walked up the the bar and said "Beer for me, beer for the ostrich, whiskey for the cat". They found a table, sat down and drank their drinks.
Next it was the ostrich's round. He walked up to the bar and said "Beer for me, beer for the man, whiskey for the cat". He took the drinks back to the table and they drank them.
When it was the Cat's turn to buy, he told them to "F**k off!"
So the man went back to the bar and said "Beer for me, beer for the ostrich and whiskey for the cat".
The Barman was curious about this and said "I notice that you and the ostrich have both bought a round but the cat hasn't. Why is this?".
The man replied, "I helped a little old lady across the road, and she turned out to be my Fairy Godmother. She granted me one wish".
"What did you wish for?" said the Barman.
"I wished for a long-legged chick with a tight pu**y!"
2006-12-18 15:13:45 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOl good one !
2006-12-20 07:29:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
The Fairy Godmother must have been jealous so separated the wish. How about a tight chick and a long-legged pu**y?
2006-12-18 23:32:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! I've never heard that one before. That's the best joke ever, I was laughing so hard it made me cry. Thank You for making my day exciting. That was so funny!!!!
2006-12-19 10:42:58 · answer #3 · answered by babydj1803 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very original and funny even if it is a little crude in the
language area.
2006-12-18 23:24:33 · answer #4 · answered by dogpye5 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one! I haven't heard it before.
2006-12-18 23:19:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA!! good one.. that's a woman for ya!
2006-12-18 23:17:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha....LMAO...That was a good one. Loved it. That was a great joke.
2006-12-18 23:16:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg that is awesome :)
2006-12-18 23:47:25 · answer #8 · answered by Amanda 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2006-12-19 15:55:05 · answer #9 · answered by la_southern_femme 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋