What is your favorite pick up line?

Question

Both gals and guys answer this one plz. Either tell me the worst ones or the ones you actually think are funny!!!

Answer 1

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?



Excuse me, but could you give me directions to your heart?



Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.



If you were a hamburger, you'd be the McGorgeous.



I wish I were a thief, then I'd steal your heart.



I've lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?



You can kiss Heaven goodbye, cuz I know it's a sin to look that good!



If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.



You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.



So, how do you like your eggs in the morning?
..............Fertilized?



You're so sweet, you're gonna put sugar out of business.



They call me "Coffe" because I grind so fine.



If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?



You must be a thief because you've stolen the stars and put them in your eyes.



I saw your picture in the dictionary today....next to the word "beautiful."



I must be lost! I thought paradise was farther south.



Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?



I love every bone in your body--especially mine!



If you were a tear in my eye, I'd never cry for fear of losing you.



Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'!



I am not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.



Did you hurt yourself when you fell from Heaven?



You remind me of bacon, the way you sizzle!



With one touch, I could have you making sounds that only dogs can hear!



Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call your parents and thank them!



I'm new in town. Can you give me directions to your house?



Are you from Tennessee, cuz you're the only ten I see!



You must be a parking ticket, cuz you have "fine" written all over you!



I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast!



I'd buy you a drink, but I'd be jealous of the glass!



I'm no Fred Flinstone, but I can make your BedRock!



There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you!



I know milk does a body good, but jeez, how much have you been drinking?!

Answer 2

Most disgusting-If you wherein a booger identification prefer you first Most Ridiculous-Anyone who takes himself too severely continually runs the chance of watching dull; any one who can continuously chortle at himself does no longer. Lamest-You are the weakest Link Goodbye Most Favorite-I consider the worst time to have a middle assault is for the period of a recreation of charades. Sun:Sagittarius Moon:Pisces Rising:Aries

Answer 3

Once, a guy approached me at a bar and said the following:
"hey baby, I like your dress, it'd look great on my bedroom floor"- I absolutely split my sides when he said that! I was laughing so hard, that he walked away! That is definetely the best, most tacky pickup line that any man has ever used on me, I'll never forget it!! Merry christmas :)

Answer 4

Pick up lines are retarded and don't work. That said:

Hi (this one works best)

Nice shoes, wanna f@&K? (this one is funny)

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. (Cheesy, but kind of funny).

Answer 5

The best- Kids? You don't look like you have three teenagers. I thought you were about 22 years old.
The worst- You remind me of my ex.

Answer 6

real men don't use pick - up lines. they dont need them. they can tell when a woman wants them to approach, and just walk p and say hi. i think women hate bs. im usually right.

Answer 7

Do you know karate? Cause your body is kicking!!

Did you ever work for UPS?? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

Answer 8

Seriously, "Hello my name is....." Skip the games, skip the witty remarks and cut to the chase. You want to get to know me, than ask.

Answer 9

Hi, I'm a model for Big Johnson sex toys, what do you do?

Answer 10

If I tell you that you have a nice body, will you hold it against me?