A son's letter to Daddy..
A father passing by his son's bed room, was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up.
Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow.
It was addressed, "Dad." With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.
"Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.
I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am.
But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant. Stacy said that we would be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't, really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many grandchildren.
Love, your son,
Derrick
P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on my desk. I love you!
2006-12-18 13:25:28 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that is so funny, at first i was like thats not funny then when i read the P.S. i lol
2006-12-18 13:51:28 · answer #1 · answered by Magie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not a question but thats what I should do if I get a bad grade can u beleive my parents think 96 is a bad grade they only want 98 and above thats crazy but anyway my parents read this and they absolutely thought it was hilarious.
2006-12-18 13:30:15 · answer #2 · answered by smoresanimaluvr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It does take a bit long to get out though
2006-12-18 13:28:23 · answer #3 · answered by J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious!! My daughter better not ever do that to me when she gets older though!!
Thanks for the laugh!
2006-12-18 13:28:31 · answer #4 · answered by Kim S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol Daddy's going to be mad...
God Bless.♥†
2006-12-18 13:29:38 · answer #5 · answered by qųěęŋ ŏf ħęãŗţş 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i thought what was the funny part when i was done before the p.s. part then i read the p.s. part and it was very funny.. good one... you have good jokes on here
2006-12-18 14:21:30 · answer #6 · answered by Sara R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Under jokes and riddles.
Thanks, it was good and I am sure all parents had a good chuckle with it.
2006-12-18 13:30:21 · answer #7 · answered by Nani 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've seen that b4 and as a parent, thats a good one!! ha!ha!
2006-12-18 13:29:19 · answer #8 · answered by same girl/new name :) 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was hilarious! HAHA I wish I would have thought of that when I was in school!
2006-12-18 13:28:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
NICE ONE!
It definitely gave me a giggle or three.
2006-12-18 13:29:23 · answer #10 · answered by lyoskowitz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋