suddenly, the boat crashes into a rock and starts to sink. the priest says to the officer and michael jackson, "lets get out of here! i dont wanna die!" the officer says "what about the kids? shouldnt we get them out too?" the priest then says "oh screw the kids!" michael jackson then says "do we have time?"
2006-12-18 13:18:33 · 21 answers · asked by Jack C. 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
for all of you who dont know, i heard that joke years ago. ik michael jackson jokes r kinda old, but w.e i thought i could bring it up
2006-12-18 13:23:17 · update #1
oh, and also, this is all in good fun. im a christian and love my religion, i respect officers, and i like michael jacksons work as a musical artist. so im not being offensive here, its all in good fun
2006-12-18 13:24:59 · update #2
I'm sure somewhere in there is your idea of a joke. Unfortunately all I saw was you making fun of a priest, an officer, and Michael Jackson. Just doesn't seem to me to be the neighborly thing to do.
2006-12-18 13:22:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
LMAOROTFL
i got my own my michael jackson joke
here goes:
what did michael jackson say have the jury convicted him not guilty?
"why i never in a million years thought 12 adults could get me off"
2006-12-19 07:15:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I knew that something would happen when you said Michael Jackson and 100 kids. But that's insulting.
God Bless.⥆
2006-12-18 21:25:19 · answer #3 · answered by qųěęŋ ŏf ħęãŗţş 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
4/10
Michael Jackson jokes are long since played out
2006-12-18 21:19:50 · answer #4 · answered by Shoop Da Woop 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
what the hell has he ever done to you?
he has only ever helped childeren through countless charities, if someone sued you for millions over something you didn't do and you were found innocent - how would you feel if all the good you had ever done was forgotton?
2006-12-21 08:43:52 · answer #5 · answered by maxmotiv8ed 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stupid and has been done way too many times!!
â¥â¥We Love You Michael!!!!â¥â¥
2006-12-18 21:44:39 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Stranger In Maine™♥ (Thriller) 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! I love jokes about M. Jackson.
2006-12-18 21:21:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 4⤋
Michael Jackson is my all time hero,that wasnt funny.................THAT WAS A GOOD ONE
2006-12-18 21:23:14
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7/10
A little above average I guess, I think Ive heard a version of it before
2006-12-18 21:20:31 · answer #9 · answered by J 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
ok, now for the funny joke
2006-12-18 21:31:32 · answer #10 · answered by Wicked 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋