Can you tell me a good joke, if it is a good one, you get 10 points,
I would like to know jokes , eg.
Do you know why the n6 is afraid of is afraid of the n7, because 7 ate 9.
Or a guy went to a bar. Then he tells what happened. He says: I went to a bar and you know I have a girlfriend, but you know, and I was there in Jamaica.
The other guy says: so did you want you or did or did she make you.
2006-12-18 13:01:13 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A panda walks into a cafe a orders a quick lunch. Just as he is finishing his meal, he pulls a gun on the waiter, kills him, and just walks out like nothing happened. Everyone is baffled and they don't know what to do because they know nothing about pandas. The officer decides to check the encyclopedia at the library just down the block to learn about this strange animal. The entry reads:
pan·da
Pronunciation: 'pan-d&
Function: noun
1 : a large black-and-white mammal (Ailuropoda melanoleuca) of chiefly central China and is now usually classified with the bears (family Ursidae). Eats shoots and leaves.
2006-12-18 15:36:31 · answer #1 · answered by 12 November 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Hey buddy, why the long face?"
2006-12-18 14:20:06 · answer #2 · answered by sudonym x 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A mushroom walks into a bar, bartenders says, "Get outta here, I don't serve to your kind." The mushroom says, "Why not? I'm a fun guy!" (fungi) :)
2006-12-18 13:26:35 · answer #3 · answered by Jackie 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I asked if I was gonna see snow in nyc. I'm from Puerto Rico and have never been in NYC in the winter. So I dont care if you want me to look in the freezer. That was a very stupid answer
2006-12-18 13:29:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
nok nok
whos there
jamaica (yamaca)
jamaica (yamaca) who
jamacan (ya makin) me crazy mon is only a joke!!!
nok nok
whos there
bannanna
bannanna who
nok nok
whos there
bannanna
bannanna who
nok nok
whos there
bannanna
bannanna who
nok nok
whos there
bannanna
bannanna who
nok nok
whos there
orange
orange who
orange you glad i didnt say BANNANNA
2006-12-18 14:13:08 · answer #5 · answered by (skipskipskip) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She was only a hooker, but she had the nicest face I ever came across. -George Carlin
2006-12-18 14:06:54 · answer #6 · answered by Walker Boh 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yea : an good joke would knock your socks off!
ready for this one what would you get if an rooster crosses
that road ? acculaly he lost his feathers on other side freeway
2006-12-18 13:17:09 · answer #7 · answered by toddk57@sbcglobal.net 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
look for my jokes in the jokes and riddle section, i think most are ok
2006-12-18 13:24:30 · answer #8 · answered by a m 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
What do chromosomes wear?
Genes.
2006-12-18 13:07:11 · answer #9 · answered by yungr01 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋