How is this Dell so offensive?
2006-12-18 12:49:32 · 24 answers · asked by Laptop Jesus 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
ever go through customer service and put on hold - etc.
Of course not - you (Jesus) were first in everything
2006-12-18 12:54:45 · answer #1 · answered by Slave to JC 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I reckon you is a just standing there with your disrespecting rude nickname waiting for someone to get a hankerin to open a whole can of whoop *** on ya so you can say "what?" "whats the problem?" "You are not being very Christ like." "Look at the hypocrites" Well I aint the one you is got to worry about. I'll leave this one up to Jesus. I reckon he can handle himself.
GOD bless ya anyway.
2006-12-18 20:58:17 · answer #2 · answered by Bye Bye 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A laptop would be handy if you had to be away - for any length of time. I don't have one but my computer really, really, irritates me at times. Then I just shut everything down, before I do damage to the valuable equipment.
2006-12-18 21:23:58 · answer #3 · answered by Lukusmcain// 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I’m sure Jesus would use a Dell.
Our Father who art in Cyberspace
Hallowed be Thy Domain Name
Thy Network come
Thy Sever be done
On earth, as it is in Cyberspace
Give us this day our daily downloads
And forgive us our trolling
As we forgive those who troll against us
Lead us not into spyware infested websites
But deliver us from the evils of Trojan horses
2006-12-18 20:55:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Because it is not a Mac, which is superior to all non-Linux PCs.
If your Dell runs a Linux or other UNIX-based operating system, however, your computer is equal and not inferior.
2006-12-18 20:51:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What people are angered? Everyone or just a select few? You may be a hard typist or listening to your music too loudly.
2006-12-18 20:51:33 · answer #6 · answered by J W 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They're jealous. Laptop may well be the best character on here.
2006-12-18 20:52:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the dell guy smoked weed maybe?
2006-12-18 20:56:41 · answer #8 · answered by XX 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its a dell; therefore it sucks
fundamental principle of life bud
2006-12-18 20:51:32 · answer #9 · answered by hsfn09 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dell Hell and back again.
2006-12-18 20:51:43 · answer #10 · answered by TROLL BOY 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋