I am interested in getting plastic surgery. Ever doctor I go to refuses to perform what I need done. Don't laugh or judge me, it's my life, but I want surgery to make me look like Jar Jar Binks. I recently sold a very rare Jar Jar collectable to be able to afford the operation and now I can't find a doctor to perform it. I have done the research, and with extensive surgery I can resemble Jar Jar. I believe this is what I need to turn my life around. I have been very depressed lately, because I have had a tough time finding a girlfriend. I have been wearing a Jar Jar costume as I walk around town and interact with others, but I feel it would be more effective if I actually was Jar Jar and not just wearing a costume. Does anyone know a doctor, or know where I could go to find someone who can do this for me?
2006-12-18 12:21:50 · 9 answers · asked by Be Intimate with Jar Jar Binks!! 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
have you asked Obi Wan?
2006-12-18 12:25:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ok. hit yourself in the face 20 times with a sledgehammer and do that for 2 weeks. You will look like Jar Jar Binks in no time. Plus, I think the fact that you are not confident with who you are is why you aint gettin none.
2006-12-18 20:27:21 · answer #2 · answered by sk20007623 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
All you need is-
1 saw
1 bandage
1 jar jar mask (to reference)
and some silly string for stuffing
duct tape together when done
good luck for additional information go to Jarjarisgod.com
2006-12-19 17:42:38 · answer #3 · answered by JuliusRomans 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
10 Gauge Shotgun to the face at point-blank range should do the trick. If that doesn't work jump in front of a semi.
2006-12-19 18:41:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
the best place to find a doctor that will be willing to do that is at the next star wars convention. don't trust anyone that is a doctor and is dressed up like darth vader or the emperor palpatine(?)...
2006-12-18 20:30:34 · answer #5 · answered by ღсяаՀу∙թіхіе∙ժմѕτღ 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
oh my goood. GEEEK MUCH?
dude i know people are individuals??? But come on, what girl would wanna go out with a jar jar blinks. that guy scares me. who would wanna go out with a guy wearing THAT?
if u think itll work, go for it. but i wouldnt date you.
2006-12-18 20:24:36 · answer #6 · answered by Love is Patient, Love is Kind ♥ 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
No, sorry. Maybe you should see a psychologist before hand?
2006-12-18 20:24:58 · answer #7 · answered by Mintygoodness1 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Try crossdressing it is more fun and the doctors are more willing.
2006-12-18 20:23:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
i would bet dr ben would do it!!
2006-12-18 20:23:49 · answer #9 · answered by Tek ~aka~Legs! 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋