A blond driver is driving irratically down a highway when a truck driver gets mad and forces her to stop in the emergency lane. The driver gets out of his truck, walks over to her vehicle and tells her to get out. She steps out of her car and the truck driver says- "Dont you know how to drive?!?"
The blond starts laughing hysterically....
"Oh you think thats funny?" he says. He walks to the back of her car and draws a circle on the ground in chalk. "Stand in that circle and dont move!". So she promptly stands in the circle.
He pulls out a knife and slits her tires.
She starts laughing.
Angry - He goes back and shatters her windows.
She starts laughing even more!
He goes back to the truck, gets gasoline, and pours it all over her car, lights a match and thows the flame inside the car.
While the car burns - the blond is now laughing hysterically!
"What the hell is so funny?!?!?!" he says
"Every time you turned around - I stepped outside of the circle!!"
2006-12-18 12:21:47 · 18 answers · asked by Kermit 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
have heard it before but still funny, the only reason i can't post it is because i dont know how to get the longer ones on without running out of space, and yes i am blonde hehehe
2006-12-18 12:34:00 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i will imagine of a good scarier difficulty: you're the human beings and swimming interior the sea, both get at the same time equipment is two large whites and they are circling you, with tooth glowing! we've a conflict brewing that would take position and if it does, that's going to likely be a lot worse than Shiloh, Vicksburg, Appomattox and all the different Civil conflict battles blended. The citizen soldier should be waiting, no matter if that's going to likely be fought with guns or words, we ought to practice. Nathan Hale reported, "supply me liberty or supply me death!" i elect to stay loose and there is not any different selection!
2016-11-30 22:43:51 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know that joke! It's probably my favorite!
Heres a similar one:
A blonde is short on cash after buying air at a real bargain. So she walks to a playground, kidnaps a kid, and pins a note on his shirt that says "I've kidnapped your kid!Send $35,000 in a paper bag and put it under the apple tree."
She then sends the boy home and sure enough, there is a bag with all the money with a note pinned to it.
It reads: "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"
God Bless.♥†
2006-12-18 14:35:01 · answer #3 · answered by qųěęŋ ŏf ħęãŗţş 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol nice, xD! Rofl that was pretty retarded. The driver was going to blow up a car on the highway o_O.
2006-12-18 12:24:35 · answer #4 · answered by roflyounotfunny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rollng on the floor laughing mybutt off so funny!!
2006-12-18 13:29:12 · answer #5 · answered by Sara R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL ROFL ROFL LOL LOL thnx for the laugh i really needed that lol thats hilarious!
2006-12-18 13:01:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny
2006-12-18 12:53:43 · answer #7 · answered by Black Butterfly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is good. Probably the best blond joke I've heard so far.
2006-12-18 12:41:42 · answer #8 · answered by dolphinlvr3342 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that before..but it's funny.
2006-12-18 12:30:46 · answer #9 · answered by No, You. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! that's so funny!
2006-12-18 12:31:30 · answer #10 · answered by gnarhobbit 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋