2006-12-18 12:09:28 · 9 answers · asked by Claudio 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
a joke about a little boy and his parents at thankgiving its kind of vulgar though
2006-12-18 12:12:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Three men were wound up stranded on an island and were soon found and captured by the native tribe. After being brought to their leader the men were instructed to go into the forest and bring back any ten of the same kind of fruit of their chosing and bring them back to the tribe. The men disappeared and soon after, the first man returned with ten apples.
The man with the apples was informed that the leader of the tribe would shove each apple, by one one, up the man's butt and if he were to make any face or noise at all, he would be killed and eatened immediately. Amazingly, the man made it to the second apple before grimacing and screaming. He was immediately killed.
The second man appeared with ten berries. He was given the same speech and the leader of the tribe proceeded to shove the berries up the man's butt. When he reached the ninth berry, the man began to laugh and he was immediately killed.
Up in heaven, the man who had picked the apples said to the man with the berries: "Geez, man! You were almost home free! Why the heck did you start laughing?"
To which the man who picked the berries replied: "I couldn't help it. The other guy was coming back with ten pineapples!"
*Laughs* Old joke but still gets me every time.
2006-12-18 21:06:57 · answer #2 · answered by eleventhelegy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
can't choose but i love blonde jokes there soo funny! one of my fav non-blonde jokes goes like this:
a guy wakes up to find a dark figure standing on the other side of the bed
>who are you? the man asked
>"I am the angel of death it is your time" the guy said
>no no no! i can't go please!
>very well "sigh"
>oh thank you all so much!
>but!.....you can only go back as a hen or a dog
>A hen
>very well
the next thing the guy knows he's a hen in a farm!
>"come on new guy....how are ya liking it so far?"said another hen
>it's o.k i just feel bloated inside
>that's cuz your gonna have an egg!
>AN EGG????????!
>how do i do that?
>just relax and tighten
and the guy kept on doing that but got distracted by a faint noise
>WAKE UP YOU DRUNKEN BASTARD YOUR *****ING IN THE BED!!
2006-12-18 20:28:09 · answer #3 · answered by gnarhobbit 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
3 pregnant women talking. The brunette says ''I'm going to have a male baby because I did it in the masculine position.'' The red head says,'' I'm going to have a girl baby because I did it in the feminine position.'' The blond starts crying and crying, the other expectant mothers calm her down and ask her why she is crying and the blond says,'' I'm going to have a puppy.''
2006-12-18 20:44:57 · answer #4 · answered by Dhaircutta 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did the Dalai Lama say to the hot dog vendor? "Make me one with everything."
The followup - The Dalai Lama hands the vendor a twenty, the vendor hands him the dog. The Dalai Lama says "where's my change?". The vendor replies "change must come from within."
2006-12-18 20:37:01 · answer #5 · answered by westbound98 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there all kinds of best jokes. it depends on what your taste is. do you like dirty ones? do you like clean ones. do you like ones that are a combination of the two? its a tough one to answere, so i wont volenteer any . i may get in to trouble, but can tell you this, eye dont sea anything that ewe wood want to c, eggcept this & the devil & the deep blue c.
2006-12-18 20:28:56 · answer #6 · answered by rje46805 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
My dog has no nose.
How does he smell?
Awful!
oh man gets me every time.
2006-12-18 20:14:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why don't blind people sky dive? It scares the heck out of their dog.
2006-12-18 20:13:03 · answer #8 · answered by baxteray 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i got one
2006-12-18 20:25:10 · answer #9 · answered by kobe b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋