A woman goes over to her married son's house and walks in to find her daughter-in-law sitting in a chair, entirely nude. The mother-in-law says, “What the f**k are you doing?”
“I'm wearing my love dress,” responds the daughter-in-law, “We haven't made love in a long time.”
So the mother-in-law says, “Hm, maybe I should try that.”
She goes home to find her husband is not in, so she gets undressed. Two hours go by and finally she hears her husband's car. He walks in the front door and says, “What the f**k are you doing?”
“I'm wearing my love dress,” says the wife.
“Well,” responds the husband, “it needs to be ironed.”
2006-12-18 12:05:55 · 14 answers · asked by ♥ blondie ♥ 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL LOL LOL i love that lol thats funny:>)
2006-12-18 13:02:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like it!!! I also have a humorous tale too... A pregnant Irish lady from Dublin is in contact in a vehicle twist of fate and falls right into a deep coma. Asleep for almost 6 months, whilst she wakes up she sees that she isn't any longer pregnant and frantically asks the surgeon approximately her toddler. The surgeon replies, "Ma'am you had twins! A boy and a woman. Your Uncle from Cork got here in and named them." the female thinks to herself, "Oh No, no longer my Uncle... he's an nutcase!" She asks the surgeon,” properly, what's the lady's call?" "Denise." "Wow, it particularly isn't any longer a undesirable call, i like it! what's the boy's call?" "Denephew." Haha!! i like this humorous tale, too...
2016-10-18 11:19:42 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never heard it! LOL! That is weird but funny all the same!
2006-12-18 12:09:23 · answer #3 · answered by chloe. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So funny I have heard this before Thank You
2006-12-18 12:08:43 · answer #4 · answered by StarShine G 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't appreciate you making fun of my wife's love dress....ok ok it did need ironing
2006-12-18 12:15:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice...Lol total psycho's xD.
2006-12-18 12:20:38 · answer #6 · answered by roflyounotfunny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've heard that before but it was still kind of funny
2006-12-18 12:08:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! LOL!
2006-12-18 12:27:54 · answer #8 · answered by jare bare 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh god thats funny
2006-12-18 12:57:04 · answer #9 · answered by Black Butterfly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh god thats flippin funny!!
2006-12-18 12:08:52 · answer #10 · answered by polly! :) Hahahahaha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋