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2006-12-18 11:50:18 · 3 answers · asked by katie 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A pirate had a steering wheel in his pants and said,''RRRR this things driving me nuts''
2006-12-18 12:48:25 · answer #1 · answered by Dhaircutta 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The traveling incense salesman was walking along the dusty road out of New Delhi when he realized he needed a place to sleep. He saw the root gatherers hut in the distance and headed for it. He knocked at the entrance-way and the root gatherer came to the door and said "Yes". The incense salesman said, " I am a traveling incense salesman and I need a place to sleep for the night." The root gatherer said, " You are welcome to sleep here, but you will have to sleep up in the loft with my daughter." He answered "OK" and climbed the ladder to the loft. The next morning he came down and squatted down next to the root gatherer and accepted a cup of tea. The root gatherer asked, "Did you enjoy sleeping with my daughter?". The salesman said, "Yes I did very very much, but I have to ask, why was there rice in her mouth?". The root gatherer replied, "Oh, that is not rice, that is maggots, she has been dead for two years."
2006-12-18 11:58:21 · answer #2 · answered by iknowtruthismine 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what do you call a lesbian dinosaur? : lik a lotta pus
what do you call a gay dinosaur? : a mega soreass
how do you fit 4 gay guys on a bar stool? : turn it upside down
how do you know your at a gay picnic?: the hotdogs taste like s*
whats the difference between a rooster & a gay guy?: the rooster says cockadoodle doo & the gay guy says anycockwill do
did you hear about the gay rabbit? : he found a hare up his a**
did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch?: he's down to four butts a day
hope you find these funny!
2006-12-18 12:03:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋