Who, for some strange reason he has called Willy. The problem is, little Willy keeps getting out his of cage and running off for days on end. So why won't little Willy Willy come home?
2006-12-18
11:26:38
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Dava
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➔ Trivia
This is the first time i have ever done this, but there are too many good answers to this question for me to single one out. I leave to the wisdom of the voting public as i would feel guilty knocking some of these answers back. Good luck to all who gave answers and thanks for the laughs.
2006-12-20
07:32:41 ·
update #1
What a Willy Walter has! He's obviously getting out of hand. Is he turning in to a dictator? He's always taking his whippet out, Willy B. Hardigan, no doubt he's up a trouser leg somewhere, where Willy will be warmer. He'll be late as he doesn't like to come early.
2006-12-18 21:06:01
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answer #1
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answered by brainlady 6
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It seems Walters Willy is getting into some Viagra and he's up for some fun. If you want to put an end to his all-nighters, hide the pills. Willy's been spotted, but won't come home until HE's done.
Up town, down town
Little Willy, Willy drives them wild with his run-around style
Inside, outside
Willy sends them silly with his star-shine shimmy shuffle smile
Sexy ladies chase Willy all through the mall
But laugh, Willy laugh, he won't come at all
He's down, she's down, more down, down
'Cos little Willy, Willy won't come home
But you can't rush Willy round
Willy won't blow, tried tellin' all the ladies but, oh no
Little Willy, Willy's still driving home.
Read the caution on the label: If it keeps you up for more than 4 hours, consult your physician.
2006-12-20 07:21:37
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answered by Bird 2
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One would wonder at the wisdom of Walter...why would one willingly wish such a moniker on a ward? Is it any wonder why Willy Willy wanders waywardly? While Willy the weasel's wayfaring wanderlust might seem weird...it is a well-established whatchamacallit.
Whatever you do, watch with a wizened eye, web-footed and wily Willy will wiggle and go on his wonderful walk-abouts.
What a whippersnapper!
2006-12-18 21:17:10
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answer #3
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answered by Canadian Ken 6
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Walter wants to realize weasels are wild and love winter as warrens are overun with rabbits warming their rumps.I wouldn't worry, Willie will also want a wife to show his white winter coat off to.
Walter should Free Willy!
Warmest wishes A.joe
I like brainladys answer
2006-12-18 19:47:03
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answer #4
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answered by Anonymous
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Little Willy, Willy won't go home
But you can't push Willy round
Willy won't go, try tellin' everybody but, oh no
Little Willy, Willy won't go home
Little Willy, Willy won't go home
But you can't push Willy round
Willy won't go, try tellin' everybody but, oh no
Little Willy, Willy won't go home
2006-12-19 12:20:02
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answered by flionhi 2
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he's lookin for beaver
2006-12-18 19:34:10
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answered by peter c 2
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