tell me the best mexican jokes you know!
2006-12-18 11:07:23 · 24 answers · asked by São Boja 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you guys are soooo funny i'm cracking up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!hahahahaha
2006-12-19 07:18:09 · answer #1 · answered by Mily Argentina Girl 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
One night at McChord Air tension Base in Washington, i became dispatched to learn out the protection fence the place an alarm had long gone off. The fence became on the top of the backside runway. once I have been given to the scene, i got here upon that a raccoon became the perpetrator, so I ran around and flapped my arms to scare off the animal. by surprise an air-site visitors controller got here visiting the traditional public-handle gadget and introduced loudly, "interest to the airman on the top of the runway. you're cleared for takeoff."
2016-10-15 05:01:30 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is the Joke section all you haters to relax your sh*t. If yous dont like it get the f*ck off. Peace
2006-12-18 19:12:45 · answer #3 · answered by loveyoumuch 2 · 7⤊ 0⤋
What do you call two mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan
What do you call 4 mexicans in a sinking boat?
Quatro Cinco
2006-12-18 11:28:46 · answer #4 · answered by Kermit 3 · 3⤊ 3⤋
A Beaner was brought into a test center and told that they would like for him to make love to a gorilla for $150.00. He thought about it for a minute and said. "I have $100.00 now but can get the rest by Friday."
2006-12-18 12:22:30 · answer #5 · answered by Jim R 4 · 3⤊ 2⤋
1. What do you call a bunch of Mexicans getting baptized???
Answer: Bean Dip
2. Why did the Mexican attack the alamo?
Answer: He thought it was a roofin job
2006-12-18 12:05:42 · answer #6 · answered by Kylie S 2 · 2⤊ 4⤋
There was an American, an Irishman, and a Mexican on a boat. The boat began to sink so the captain said to throw off all excessive luggage.The Irishman threw over a sack of potatoes and said, " I don't need these. I have plenty back home." The Mexican threw his salsa overboard and said, " I don't need this, I have plenty back home." Finally, the American picked up the Mexican, threw him overboard and said, " I don't this, I have plenty back home."
2006-12-18 11:30:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 6⤋
The President of Mexico has insisted that instead of a wall that we build bridges. That way his people could come accross in the shade.
2006-12-18 11:23:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 4⤋
my friend told me this one once its not really a mexican joke just thought you might get a laugh out of it
so theres a bunch of people on a plane and the captain comes over the loud speaker and says the plane is losing altitude so we are now going to throw off all luggage and carry ons please have them ready when the stewartess comes by...20 minutes later the captain again comes on the loud speaker and says ok so we are still losing altitude so we will have to start throwing people off in alphebetical order by race so first up are there any african americans on board none get up ...ok so are there any blacks on board none get up then a little boy askes his dad why they arent going arent we black? the father replies no were negroes god damn it and we go after the mexicans
lol
2006-12-18 11:16:10 · answer #9 · answered by confused_bout_him 2 · 2⤊ 6⤋
Why wasn't Mexico in the Olympics?
All the Mexicans that could run, jump or swim were already in the U.S.
2006-12-18 11:52:29 · answer #10 · answered by midge 4 · 2⤊ 6⤋
Okay. There was a plane going down. The pilot said three people would have to jump. A British guy went to the exit of the plane and said, "Long live the Queen!" He jumped. Then an Italian went to the exit of the plane and said, "Long live pizza!" He jumped. Then a Texan went to the exit of the plane and said, "Remember the Alamo!" And he grabbed a Mexican and threw him out!
That's my favorite joke of all time! I hope you like it!
2006-12-18 11:12:06 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 8⤋