true story from northwest florida daily news-
A couple's car broke down in a wal-mart parking lot, so the man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car and a pair of male legs protruding from under the car. Even though the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.
made me laugh :)
2006-12-18 10:59:27 · 13 answers · asked by love*pink 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The story is NOT true. I had to have five stitches.
2006-12-18 11:09:44 · answer #1 · answered by maddojo 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans. So, the husband left Minneapolis and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My loving wife
Subbject: I've arrived Date: April 6, 2006
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrivved and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is hot down here!!!!!
My teacher told me a story of his great grand father (true story)
did mining years ago in a dark pitch black cave, how ever he had dropped his flash light in a hole and couldn't reach it... as he continued to try to get out of the cave he felt the edge of a drop off and did not n=know how to get around it as he waits the rock begin to split and so he jumps and finds him self hanging over a (his mind thinking its 200 feet drop) whole in the ground in the mountain/cave... he hangss there for 2 hours just hanging there finally he screamed a prayer he did not want to die and finally he let go and only fell 5 feet. lol
2014-05-14 21:39:58 · answer #2 · answered by Light Bulb 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why yes it is a true story joke.
2006-12-18 19:02:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked your true story joke. I am also laughing!!
2006-12-18 19:03:00 · answer #4 · answered by Tenn Gal 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-12-18 19:06:31 · answer #5 · answered by Nikki 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke!!! Very original!!!
2006-12-18 19:01:51 · answer #6 · answered by redirishactress 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-12-18 19:09:51 · answer #7 · answered by Lovely 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*laughs un-enuthiastically/in monotone* ha ha ha ha ha ha... and guess who the mechanic was...ME!!! ya thanks thanks alot for telling the whole WORLD my secret ya makes the situation loads better.....
2006-12-18 19:07:21 · answer #8 · answered by Prada Marfa 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! OMG THAT'S TOO GREAT!
2006-12-18 19:57:08 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ blondie ♥ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg! lol!
2006-12-18 19:02:00 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋