The punchline is.... no thanks, I think 11 is enough to get the taste out of my mouth.
2006-12-18 10:54:54 · 5 answers · asked by txsaxman91 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ok, first person to write the whole joke gets 10 points, and I do remember it, I just felt like making a kinda riddle with it.
2006-12-18 10:59:01 · update #1
A guy walks into a bar. Orders 4 shots of Tequila.
Bartender is weary but pours them anyway.
A few minutes later, the guy then orders 4 more shots.
Bartender says, "Wow, you must have had a good night" then pours the shots.
A few more minutes the guy orders 4 more shots.
Bartender says, "wow what are you celebrating? I think you have had enough"
The guy says "OK, how about 2 more?"
Bartender says OK. and pours
The guy tells the bartender, "I got my first ******** today."
The bartender says, "hey that's great. Tell you what, I'll give you one more drink. I'll pay for it."
The guys says "you know, after 10 shots of tequila, I don't think one more will get the taste out of my mouth."
2006-12-18 11:02:00 · answer #1 · answered by khanofali 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
have you heard this one yet
there was this blond who wanted to make some money so she went to a playground and took this 7 year-old boy she stuck a piece of paper on the boy's shirt it said:
if you want your son back bring me $100,000 tomorrow at this park, i will be at the slide and i am a blond
and she sent the boy to his mother
the next day the boy came to the park with a paper bag with $100,000 and a note that said:
how could do this to a fellow blond?
2006-12-18 10:57:24 · answer #2 · answered by ♥*~me~*♥ 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yes, I do
2006-12-18 10:58:04 · answer #3 · answered by Answer Master Dude 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ya its a good one
too bad you forgot it
2006-12-18 10:57:13 · answer #4 · answered by dee78002000 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
No not really
2006-12-18 11:04:17 · answer #5 · answered by Lil A 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋