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The boy then went to his sister and asked, “Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?”

The girl replied, “Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts? ”

He then asked his mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars “Well dear I love your dad very much but for a million dollars I’d certainly sleep with Brad Pitt”.

The boy then went to his brother and asked, “Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?”

“Of course,” the brother replied. “Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?”

The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his dad.

His father asked him, “Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?”

The boy replied, “Yes… Potentially, you and I are sitting on Three Million Dollars......but Realistically,...... we’re living with two Sluts and a Queer.

2006-12-18 10:43:22 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

Oops, sorry I skipped the first half of this joke :(

2006-12-18 11:31:14 · update #1

15 answers

goodness.
i LOVE it.
i told my brother and he couldn't stop laughing.
lol.
good one keep them comingg.
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2006-12-18 11:52:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

they even have been freely giving the money. yet like somebody else suggested, they call human beings faster to enable human beings understand they are going to be calling. Now the telephone call the place they have been given an answering device became staged i'm specific. As for the lady in the stands she i'm unsure if she became particularly going to be at uncooked or no longer. the two way she won and that they enable her understand that previously in the day. So specific they knew earlier than time that she won and became in the stands and precisely the place to locate her. that would not make it fixed. In ANY contest or television tutor it relatively is in simple terms the way they do issues.

2016-10-15 04:58:10 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Good way to bad talk family, huh!

2006-12-18 11:11:43 · answer #3 · answered by dan p 2 · 0 0

thats pretty good... the first half of the joke is missing but I got it...

2006-12-18 10:46:24 · answer #4 · answered by Wiked 5 · 0 0

haahahaha its sweet. tehres something missing i cant put my finger on it but i love the ending.

2006-12-18 10:46:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Haha! Good one, i like it!

2006-12-18 10:46:48 · answer #6 · answered by yahoooooooooo 3 · 0 0

that is a good one

2006-12-18 10:46:44 · answer #7 · answered by LA Baby 2 · 0 0

HILARIOUS!!! but I would sleep with him no money at all lol

2006-12-18 10:46:41 · answer #8 · answered by Jess..<--(`v`)--< 1 · 0 0

lol it's a good joke. bravo =)

2006-12-18 10:56:07 · answer #9 · answered by Konrad 6 · 0 0

wow that was really funny..nice job

2006-12-18 10:46:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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