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I just took a dump in the garden.. its all on the brand new patio, how do i clean it up quick before my parents get back?

2006-12-18 10:17:15 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

23 answers

shovel and a hose I reckon

2006-12-18 10:19:53 · answer #1 · answered by vkfpbwoldwf 6 · 1 0

dont miss this golden opportunity to inspect for worms. Its so difficult when its down the pan, even floaters are difficult to inspect.

get a small fork from the kitchen drawer and dissect it thoroughly. Then blame it on a fox :-))))

you could then use the fork to stab slugs, thats a great hobby at this time of the year. If you wait 15 minutes - there will be a lot congregating on your sculpture .... wow !!

2006-12-18 10:22:25 · answer #2 · answered by ~Mustaffa~Laff~ 4 · 1 0

A great big handful of kitchen paper!
Then swill the area with water.
..a dump in the garden!

2006-12-18 10:18:57 · answer #3 · answered by Moorglademover 6 · 1 0

Well for one what's wrong with the in door bathrooms. Well try cleaning it with a water hose with a sprayer and break all of it up, well for one thing it's good for the flower bed too. So next time go inside.

2006-12-18 10:20:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Is it hard and firm or is it mushy?

Get a broom, the hose and some bleach. Pour the bleach on the stain, wet it down with water by using the hose and sweep vigorously.

2006-12-18 10:19:18 · answer #5 · answered by Staci C 3 · 0 0

Ok, first of all a dump in the garden!
How stupid can you be?
But just like shovel it up and throw it somewhere....woods, someone elses yard, anywhere.
Hose it down too.
Bleach can help.

2006-12-18 10:24:36 · answer #6 · answered by Taylor 2 · 1 0

get some freaking Bleach and scrub damit

2006-12-18 10:18:52 · answer #7 · answered by rpoker 6 · 1 0

Sprinkle it with BBQ sauce and let the neighborhood dogs loose.

2006-12-18 10:18:58 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 1 2

You're so silly and lonely!!!!!!!! Ask a better question or buy a toy to play with.

2006-12-18 10:21:05 · answer #9 · answered by foxy 2 · 0 1

eat it, most animals do it to cover there tracks if not wanting to leave a trail.

2006-12-18 10:19:58 · answer #10 · answered by red 3 · 1 0

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