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If so and I was a cannibal who had for whatever reason ingested(burp) someone .And then expired myself.(possibly a bit of bone lodged in my throat). And then buried with that persons remains inside me. Would they.......................................resurrect out of my stomach on that glorius day? Will it hurt me too?

2006-12-18 09:54:32 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

10 answers

it could hurt you and yes he can get them out even if theyre cremated...its no joke believe me!

2006-12-18 09:57:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Yes, this is what the Bible says:

28 Do not marvel at this; for the hour is coming in which all who are in the graves will hear His voice 29 and come forth—those who have done good, to the resurrection of life, and those who have done evil, to the resurrection of condemnation. (Matthew 5:28,20)

15 For this we say to you by the word of the Lord, that we who are alive and remain until the coming of the Lord will by no means precede those who are asleep. 16 For the Lord Himself will descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of an archangel, and with the trumpet of God. And the dead in Christ will rise first. 17 Then we who are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air. And thus we shall always be with the Lord. (1 Thessalonians 4:15-17)

2006-12-18 18:04:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The dead shall be resurrected before the final judgment.

2006-12-18 20:12:34 · answer #3 · answered by jasmin2236 7 · 0 0

n the bible, it did say that on that golorious day god will come back and raise the dead. It would be taken out of your stomache before you died, did you never go to a mortuary in high school biology?

2006-12-18 18:02:45 · answer #4 · answered by amazon 4 · 0 0

Get dem bones out of there of your gonna get a ***** at the Second Coming.

2006-12-18 17:59:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Not the pre-1492 native americans. He forgot to tell them the rules.

2006-12-18 17:59:40 · answer #6 · answered by Honest Opinion 5 · 0 0

Lol. Nice story.
I don't think Jesus will come back and bring the dead back to life. If they person died, than they're dead. They died for a reason. We don't need them back...Lol.

2006-12-18 17:58:41 · answer #7 · answered by Lien 5 · 0 0

lol gross?

why dont we just burn all the dead. so they cant come back on that day, and it would make more room for homeless people to live.

2006-12-18 17:58:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

What- you mean you don't want to live for all eternity in heaven with... uh, your mother, your mother-in-law, your grandparents, your ex-wife?

2006-12-18 18:04:03 · answer #9 · answered by Morey000 7 · 0 0

should make for an interesting time then huh?

2006-12-18 17:59:34 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

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