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I need a joke and the name Taylor has to be the answer to the joke or in part of the joke such as
Taylor is so fat that...
it has to be offensive and original

2006-12-18 09:51:45 · 10 answers · asked by uofmeuchre 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

Im not doing this to be mean at all. Im not a BULLY!!
Me, Taylor, Doug, Tyler, Alyssa, David, and Brittany are all friend and we like to make jokes at each other. Taylor made one up for Doug and I told Taylor I would make one up for him tonite. It is not to be mean at all they are jokes between friends and i have writers block.

p.s. Taylor is a guy

2006-12-18 10:06:32 · update #1

10 answers

3 pregnant women talking. The brunette says ''I'm going to have a male baby because I did it in the masculine position.'' The red head says,'' I'm going to have a girl baby because I did it in the feminine position.'' Then Taylor starts crying and crying, the other expectant mothers calm her down and ask her why she is crying and then Taylor says,'' I'm going to have a puppy.''

2006-12-18 12:28:29 · answer #1 · answered by Dhaircutta 3 · 0 0

Why was the grand Canyon created? Because Taylor fell there.
Its not that good but its still something.

2006-12-18 17:55:37 · answer #2 · answered by rickle91 3 · 1 0

Taylor is so fat, when he (she?) sits on a rainbow..skittles come out.

Taylor is so fat, he has more chins than a chinese phone book (sry don't mean to be racist! i heard it on TV).

Taylor is so dumb, he asked how much something was in a dollar store.

hope this helps...

2006-12-18 17:55:34 · answer #3 · answered by rockbouvier101 1 · 1 0

How abot this i saw Taylor whipping yo mom's a**, while you watched. Of course it wasn't funny!! but why are you on here looking for help to be cruel to someone else?

2006-12-18 17:54:59 · answer #4 · answered by tysexy25 2 · 1 1

You're friend taylor is so fat, even both of pamela anderson's breast's wouldn't be bigger than her?him.

2006-12-18 18:09:12 · answer #5 · answered by dan p 2 · 0 0

Taylor and Mike died and went to hell,
When they got there the Devil said to Taylor
"you have to have sex with Pamela Anderson
Well Taylor was sooo happy, he couldn't wait
Now Mike was told his punishment was to have sex with the ugliest chick there
Mike was pretty upset about this and so he said to the Devil
"How come Taylor gets to have sex with Pamela and I have to have sex with this ugly woman?"
To which the Devil responded "oh that's Pamela's punishment"!

2006-12-18 17:59:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

Where do you go to get your dog's tayl cut off.

2006-12-18 17:57:27 · answer #7 · answered by Dr Know It All 5 · 0 0

don't have one

2006-12-18 20:45:57 · answer #8 · answered by kobe b 2 · 0 0

taylor is so hairy she has mustashes on her wrists

2006-12-18 17:54:42 · answer #9 · answered by pixiepunk 2 · 2 1

no, i will not help you make a joke of this person.
your mean

2006-12-18 17:54:32 · answer #10 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 1 3

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