2006-12-18 09:36:44 · 24 answers · asked by Brittany C 1 in Cars & Transportation ➔ Car Makes ➔ Ford
Not a good joke, but a great quote pertaining to dodge vs. ford diesels. "I'd rather be Cummin then Strokin." (Cummins diesel and Fords powerstroke.)
2006-12-18 09:40:16 · answer #1 · answered by jtbigz_ga 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not about modern Fords, but the Edsel, that big flop made by Ford in the 50's was referred to as a "female Mercury". Look at a picture of the front grill on a 58 and you will see why! heheheh Just noticed that Dumas posted a great one about the old Pinto. That reminded me of another Pinto joke (or Yugo). Why are rear window defoggers available on Pintos??? So your hands won't get cold pushing them in the winter. hehehe
2006-12-18 18:38:43 · answer #2 · answered by mohavedesert 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try this out http://www.basicjokes.com/dtitles.php?cid=551 and from us at FORD... First on Race Day, and Ford doesn't need a Good Wrench
2006-12-22 12:08:57 · answer #3 · answered by joe d 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are no GOOD jokes about Fords. They are all BAD.
2006-12-18 17:45:50 · answer #4 · answered by cobra269au 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
F***ed Over Rescue Diesel
Fixed On Race Day
2006-12-18 17:45:14 · answer #5 · answered by Urban Informer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
F.O.R.D. = Found On Road Dead, Fix Or Repair Daily, Funding Other Retarded Drives, Flames Over Rear Dash,
2006-12-18 17:41:00 · answer #6 · answered by Jason 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
found on road dead FORD
farmers only reason drink FORD
fail on race day FORD
drivers return on foot FORD BACKWARDS
fixes or repair daily FORD
THATS FUNNY BECAUSE IM A FORD LOVER LOL
2006-12-19 01:58:53 · answer #7 · answered by matthew s 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So this Ford Mustang goes into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, why the long hood panel?"
2006-12-18 17:44:08 · answer #8 · answered by Dr. Obvious 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FORD stands for Found On Road Dead.
2006-12-18 17:38:56 · answer #9 · answered by queenmaeve172000 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
Fill it with gas!
2006-12-18 18:36:53 · answer #10 · answered by Kari 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋