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stupid b.o.l.l.o.c.k.s !!!

2006-12-18 09:29:45 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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Peter was puffing the pipe and perhaps past the point of perceiving that peppers are pickled after picking.

2006-12-18 09:37:31 · answer #1 · answered by Contessa 2 · 1 0

Peter Piper didn't pick a pack of pickled peppers. He picked a peck of pickled peppers.

At the time of Peter's life there was no discovery of oil and plastics had not yet been extruded and formed into handy packs to keep items vacuum sealed. That is why the peppers were pickled - to keep them fresh throughout the long months. A peck is an old imperial volume measurement of 2 gallons, which would make it a large amount of pickled peppers to pick. I believe that his "pick"ing refers to his theft of the peck, and probable subsequent consumption of said evidence. It's therefore most likely that his peck of pickled peppers turned into excrement and urine, although if he ate it all at once it may have been regurgitated at great velocity.

2006-12-18 17:42:48 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0 1

Peter profusely prefered pickled pepper

2006-12-20 04:29:01 · answer #3 · answered by browneyed 4 · 0 0

He was a git that thought a peck of picked peppers would help keep his peck longer!
Charles "That Cheeky Lad"

2006-12-18 19:32:05 · answer #4 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0 0

Cause he fancied a peck of pickled pepper for his packed lunch!!??!!

2006-12-18 17:35:11 · answer #5 · answered by fr3aky_lb 3 · 0 0

so he could pickle the peck of peppers he picked.

2006-12-18 17:35:27 · answer #6 · answered by red 3 · 0 0

Because Sister Sally had all ready taken the gig selling seashells by the sea shore. He is a man &his ego will not let him be out done!!

2006-12-18 17:38:19 · answer #7 · answered by CAE 5 · 0 0

He Didn't. We Just Think He Did because We were told he did. Repetition of a thought creates a reality.

2006-12-18 17:34:16 · answer #8 · answered by kerry g 1 · 0 0

Because he wanted to sell them along with Sandy selling her seashells on the Seashore as he was short of cash!

2006-12-18 17:36:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

he got paid $1000000000000000000 dollars

and he got a B.J. from the farmers wife

P.S. his wife was 18

2006-12-18 17:39:51 · answer #10 · answered by LovingJesusAndMusic! 2 · 0 0

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