There are 3 men walking through the jungle
a tribal gang of cannibals catch them
the 3 guys were really scared
the gang leader saw there fear and made them a deal
"for my amusement go out in the jungle and pick any 10 types of fruit(all the same) and if u can stick all 10 up ur bum we will set u free"
So the 1st guy fetches 10 apples sticks the 1st one up fine but on the second one he screamed out in pain
so he got killed by the caniballs
the 2nd guy had sense and got something small-berries
he managed to stick 9 up but when he was about to stick the 10th one up he laughed really loud
so that means he died,
so later on in heaven guy 1 and 2 saw each other and guy 1 says"come ere, y did u laugh on ur last berry"
guy 2 replied "i couldnt help it mate, i saw bill(guy 3) walking over with 10 pineapples!!!"
2006-12-18 09:16:12 · 2 answers · asked by Jake-Cun 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles