An old but still ruggedly handsome Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"
"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."
The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."
"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."
The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally, the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"
"1955, ma'am."
"Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously!? I mean, no sex since 1955!?"
Feeling charitable and a little bit drunk, she took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times. Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!"
The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now."
2006-12-18 09:00:18 · 32 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
not bad. actually..........good!!!! he he he 10/10
2006-12-18 10:52:09 · answer #1 · answered by Adeline 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good with a smart finish. Reminds me of the time I put a bet on a horse at twenty to one. It came in at half past two.
2006-12-18 09:05:35 · answer #2 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Still good Ploppy. I once met an old Army type like that. Man of few words!
Charles "That Cheeky Lad" Hey Ploppy... Still wishing you and everyone else a Wicked Christmas....
2006-12-18 14:44:38 · answer #3 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
very good!! lucky Sergeant Major
2006-12-18 19:14:32 · answer #4 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT IS HILARIOUS LMAO! This is the first time I've actually heard this! lol
2006-12-18 09:31:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes thats funny haha
2006-12-18 09:04:48 · answer #6 · answered by jo w 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha! but it wouldnt be pronouced 1955 would it? i guess it is. funny anyway!
2006-12-18 13:44:05 · answer #7 · answered by Peter the Squirrel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao soo funny
2006-12-18 15:58:11 · answer #8 · answered by darkliquid_dreams 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee hee, very funny dude!
2006-12-18 09:09:28 · answer #9 · answered by floss 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-12-18 09:01:59 · answer #10 · answered by tinamaries43 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent lol.
2006-12-18 09:03:41 · answer #11 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋