A guy goes to the U.S. Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service?"
"Yes," he says. "I was in Vietnam for three years."
The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward employment." Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says, "Yes. A mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off."
The interviewer tells the guy he's hired, then informs him, "The hours are from 8 A.M. to 4 P.M. You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10 A.M."
The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8 A.M. to 4 P.M. then why do you want me to come in at 10 A.M.?"
"This is a government job" the interviewer says. "For the first two hours we stand around scratching our balls... no point in you coming in for that."
2006-12-18 08:44:56 · 15 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
10/10
need we say more?
2006-12-18 13:57:53 · answer #1 · answered by ellana l 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTFLMAO. And international news indicates the average American still hasn't caught on!
Charles "That Cheeky Lad"
2006-12-18 11:46:59 · answer #2 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes thats a good un
2006-12-18 09:02:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It gave me a smile, and I just wished it were true!
It isn't is it!
2006-12-18 08:55:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
as like all government jobs are well done ploppy
2006-12-18 08:51:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
typical blokes joke lol very good
2006-12-18 22:15:48 · answer #6 · answered by happy67 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-12-18 15:49:59 · answer #7 · answered by darkliquid_dreams 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was kinda cute!
2006-12-18 08:49:29 · answer #8 · answered by tysexy25 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
gud one
2006-12-18 09:03:20 · answer #9 · answered by Manisha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha good one
2006-12-18 19:19:28 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋