why men do not get published in dear abby.?

Question

Dear Abby, I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice
on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that
my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... phone rings but if I
answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a
lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some
friends from work, you don't know them." I always stay awake to look out
for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I
can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the
corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up
just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I
should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.
Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down
I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and
I decided to really check on her.I decided I was going to park my Harley
Davidson motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could
get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that
moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on
my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil. Is this something I can fix
myself or should I take it back to the dealer?Thanks,

Worried in Colorado

This is a joke not a true dear abby letter posted for suggestions/answers.

Answer 1

Ha ha ha ha ha that is funny!

Answer 2

dear worried in colorado the decision to get your dog spayed should be a family decision
sincerly abby

Answer 3

You should be able to fix it yourself. Get a valve cover gasket kit for it.

and by the way, I love your letter.

Answer 4

very gud one