You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
You think "taking out the trash" means taking your in-laws to a movie.
You take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took.
You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
You ever cut your grass and found a car.
The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.
Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
You think taking a bubble bath starts with eating beans for dinner.
You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl'.
You own a homemade fur coat.
The people on Jerry Springer's show remind you of your neighbors.
You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
You can get dog hair from out of your belly button.
The beer can collection in the town museum is the big tourist attraction.
People hear your car a long time before they see it.
2006-12-18 08:30:29 · 8 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you have an air conditioner in every window of your trailer (including your screen door)
2006-12-18 08:34:11 · answer #1 · answered by scotty b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Interesting...
2006-12-18 17:04:07 · answer #2 · answered by tysexy25 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad, enjoyed them all. Are they from your mind or did you read them some where.
2006-12-18 16:42:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! Funny!
2006-12-18 16:46:52 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you meet your girlfriend at the family reunion
2006-12-18 16:43:46 · answer #5 · answered by Grammar B*@%h 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-12-18 17:06:41 · answer #6 · answered by Manisha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha. thats great
2006-12-18 16:47:24 · answer #7 · answered by Rei 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:-D
2006-12-18 17:02:46 · answer #8 · answered by Keepingmycool 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋