well i havent made a noise or smell from my bum bit for 2 years now! Brother, mother , llama and my cat and lover shadow have pumping competitions. I wish i could join in, they laugh at me and sing little songs about my lack of pumping! Shadow has even tried putting air up my bum to create air pressure, this didnt work! Brother even tried blowing into my bum, this just tickled me! What can i do to start pumping again? sent
2006-12-18 08:30:24 · 10 answers · asked by fletch 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
You don`t fart because all the gas escapes from your mouth doll !! Don`t worry all very normal !! Give shadow a stroke from me :)
2006-12-18 09:01:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-04 20:52:42 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is no such word as flatulated. I think you should have written, IS IT NORMAL NOT TO HAVE FARTED FOR 2 YEARS. Even that's a bit suspect. Tis a very silly question and you're obviously just making stupid comments to impress your girlfriend.
I think most of your waste products come out of your mouth.
Happy Christmas.
2006-12-18 09:08:14 · answer #3 · answered by Missing Link 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
On Christmas Day, a turkey curry is required. Be prepared for explosive decompression. No naked flames.
2006-12-18 08:38:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It just means you are a massive gas bag.
Look out when the eruption finally takes place, and make sure you are not near any open flames.
2006-12-18 08:54:32 · answer #5 · answered by FelixtheCat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No it is not normal i'm afraid. Eat lots of brussel sprouts and baked beans over Xmas, and see what happens. Don't try too hard, you may explode or soil your knickers!!
2006-12-18 08:36:13 · answer #6 · answered by rikerlock 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eat a tin of beans then jump into the ring with Mike Tyson, you'll be farting and sh**ing yourself in no time
2006-12-18 11:26:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
see a doctor
2006-12-18 08:36:45 · answer #8 · answered by debbie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eh squeeze lol
2006-12-18 08:35:51 · answer #9 · answered by sarah c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im thinking to myself wtf?
2006-12-18 08:35:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋