Why do elephants have flat feet?
2006-12-18 08:11:12 · 8 answers · asked by sportin_jenny 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Why do ducks have flat feet?
From stamping out forest fires...
Why do elephants have flat feet?
From stamping out flaming ducks...
2006-12-18 08:15:11 · update #1
I'll never look at my duck flambe the same way again!
2006-12-18 08:23:02 · answer #1 · answered by Gaspode 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stamp out forest fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stamp out burning ducks.
Whats the difference between a plum and an elephant?
Their color.
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?
Here come the elephants!
What did jane say when she saw the elephants coming?
Here come the plums! (shes colorblind)
Whats similar between an elephant and a plum?
Thier both purple, except for the elephant.
2006-12-19 16:47:24 · answer #2 · answered by LongSnapper 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Both have flat feet, cause if they were round, they wouldn't be able to walk, they would just roll.
2006-12-18 16:51:51 · answer #3 · answered by nevada nomad 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
If they had pointed feet they would fall over.
2006-12-18 16:13:31 · answer #4 · answered by mark j 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Cos God made them that way??
2006-12-18 16:13:36 · answer #5 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
because they don't have trunks
2006-12-18 16:36:54 · answer #6 · answered by scotty b 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
they use them for swimming. you know to paddle
2006-12-18 16:13:27 · answer #7 · answered by Cara Ann 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋
DUNNO WHY DON'T YOU ASK ONE?
2006-12-18 16:25:58 · answer #8 · answered by MONKEY_LOVER_1994 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋