One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad!
Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most
beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan.
After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with
you. Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years,
she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much
excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot."
"Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry
her." George was brokenhearted.
After eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year
later he came home and very proudly announced, "Diane said yes! We're
getting married in June." Again his father insisted on another private
conversation and broke the sad news. "Diane is your half sister too,
George.
"I'm awfully sorry about this." George was livid! He finally decided to
go to his mother with the news his father had shared.
"Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he
complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my
half sister."
"Hee hee," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "Don't pay any
attention to what he says. He's not really your father."
2006-12-18 07:43:13 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks for sharing with us ! funny!
2006-12-18 07:49:24 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Predictable.
2006-12-18 15:46:59 · answer #2 · answered by Dr Know It All 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
TOOOOOOOOOO Good
I have the Sympathy with George. Finally ,His mother helped him
2006-12-22 00:10:46 · answer #3 · answered by vishaldsh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i havent even heard that one before! i love story jokes! yea!
2006-12-18 15:49:19 · answer #4 · answered by purplemallkitty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
10/10
ha ha ha he he he
2006-12-19 01:10:38 · answer #5 · answered by pearly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha- thats hilarious
2006-12-18 15:57:15 · answer #6 · answered by cayla_152 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-12-18 15:51:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
We are always one step ahead!!!! LOL!!! Great Joke!!!! :)
2006-12-18 17:02:01 · answer #8 · answered by babiangel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good news at last haa...haa...ha.... ! V.nice!
2006-12-20 06:37:26 · answer #9 · answered by singhvandana8 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awesome......the woman laughs last......loved it
2006-12-18 15:47:07 · answer #10 · answered by Jme 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
its an oldie............but nice!
2006-12-19 09:30:49 · answer #11 · answered by raindrops 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋