The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides
being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or
funny.
Darnell Madison, 37, was shot and killed in July in Homewood, Ala.,
when he burst into a motel room intending to rob the seven men whom he
had seen with a wad of money. He was unaware they were armed police
officers working on another case
2006-12-18 07:03:10 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wrong place, wrong time, wrong room - i thought with 7 cops it would be a doughnut shop.
2006-12-18 07:36:56 · answer #1 · answered by mrsoscaralvarado 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ONE OF LIFE’S LITTLE LESSONS #450 - Members of the NRA love their guns. No, you don’t understand. They looooooove their guns. While other people look for opportunities to network, achieve life’s goals or find their one true love, NRA members look for opportunities to use their guns. The only reason they don’t marry their guns is because it’s subconscious phallic nature could be construed as a form of same-sex marriage.
KNOXVILLE, Tenn. (AP) - The bandit should have paid closer attention to the used car salesman’s “Friends of the NRA” ball cap before pulling his gun. Auto dealer Greg “Lumpy” Lambert, a Knox County commissioner, said a young man walked onto his sales lot Saturday and was determined to buy a 2005 Ford Focus.
Lambert said he became suspicious during the test drive when the man didn’t want to haggle over price or even ask for a mechanical inspection.
Presented with the sales paperwork, the man pulled a .25-caliber handgun from his pocket, apparently to rob him, the commissioner said.
Freeze. All right, what’s the problem here? Well, according to the AP, the robber failed to notice his .380 caliber pistol, NRA ball cap in his office and free rifle giveaways with every car purchase. He also failed to notice that he was in Tennessee, a state who’s major export is friendly fire.
The suspect then fled the scene, but left his driver’s license at the scene. Police were also able to follow a trail of urine all the way back to his hideout.
Police arrested Kane Stackhouse and charged him with attempted aggravated robbery. The attempted is because he never had time to demand any money. The NRA will give Lambert with their annual “Humanitarian of the Year” award.
2006-12-18 15:17:40 · answer #2 · answered by Rico Toasterman JPA 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The 7 cops were more than likely undercover.
2006-12-18 15:14:28 · answer #3 · answered by babydoll 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHAT IN THE HELL IS FUNNY ABOUT A PERSON BEING MURDERED, OR A PERSON MAKING AN ATTEMPTED ROBBERY? YOU NEED TO BE MENTALLY EVALUATED!!!
2006-12-18 17:17:01 · answer #4 · answered by tysexy25 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
weird
2006-12-18 15:05:12 · answer #5 · answered by LA Baby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very ironic, and hillarious is you think about it.
2006-12-18 15:12:22 · answer #6 · answered by Taylor 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow.....
2006-12-18 15:14:31 · answer #7 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok??????
what do you want us to post?????
2006-12-18 15:08:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that would suck
2006-12-18 15:58:37 · answer #9 · answered by cayla_152 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uhhhhhhh.............ok
2006-12-18 15:06:34 · answer #10 · answered by candacemcgee420 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋