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Oh crap. I can't say evolve when pretending to be a religionist can I?

2006-12-18 06:39:27 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Flippers ROCK!

2006-12-18 06:45:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

But why did flippers evolve into god when some bird wings taste good with ranch dressing? Humans are comprised solely of dirt and ribs. The earth is flat and gravity is a tool of the devil.

2006-12-18 06:44:05 · answer #2 · answered by mutterhalls 3 · 3 0

Your question doesn't make sense. It's actually a theory that some fishes' flippers evolved into wings, but not the other way around... you ignorant sIut.

...and God doesn't exist.

2006-12-18 06:43:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Actually, they didn't.
That particular bird comes with interchangeable parts. When they get tired of flying, they can change to flippers and swim for a bit, and then, when they get tired of swimming, they can fly instead.

2006-12-18 08:47:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If you want some amusing answers, get the Creationists busy explaining away the fossil record and otherwise making up their very own imaginary 'theory' of evolution.

2006-12-18 06:49:55 · answer #5 · answered by The angels have the phone box. 7 · 1 0

What...!!??

What a load of Bollocks...!!!??

Wings into flippers....where did this gem spring from.....

and what in hell is a religionist....??

2006-12-18 07:11:01 · answer #6 · answered by Gaz 5 · 0 0

Because they evolved. Lol, a self-conscious contradiction.

2006-12-18 06:41:48 · answer #7 · answered by Cold Fart 6 · 0 0

Thalidomide.

2006-12-18 06:43:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

the comparable reason people have a coccyx and an appendix; our evolutionary paths led us removed from desiring those anymore so as that they lost their function. incorrect layout could be extra precise, yet layout differences are continually in the genes....

2016-10-15 04:38:08 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Can you send me a link please.You wouldn't be talking about the Japanese flying fish that hasn't changed in eon's by chance?

2006-12-18 06:47:31 · answer #10 · answered by Derek B 4 · 0 1

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