A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches. When the doctor does his history and physical, he discovers that his poor patient has had practically every therapy known to man for his migraines and STILL no improvement.
"Listen," says the Doc, "I have migraines, too and the advice I'm going to give you isn't really anything I learned in medical school, but it's advice that I've gotten from my own experience.
When I have a migraine, I go home, get in a nice hot bathtub, and soak for a while. Then I have my wife sponge me off with the hottest water I can stand, especially around the forehead. This helps a little. Then I get out of the tub, take her into the bedroom, and even if my head is killing me, I force myself to have sex with her. Almost always, the headache is immediately gone. Now, give it a try, and come back and see me in six weeks."
Six weeks later, the patient returns with a big grin. "Doc! I took your advice and it works! It REALLY WORKS! I've had migraines for 17 years and this is the FIRST time anyone has ever helped me!"
"Well," says the physician, "I'm glad I could help."
"By the way, Doc," the patient adds, "You have a REALLY nice house."
2006-12-18 06:23:23 · 14 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
WOW!!! i heard many different versions. but this is the best!! 10/10
2006-12-18 08:44:40 · answer #1 · answered by Adeline 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Suicide Attempt?
A blonde walked into a doctor's office with a hole in her hand.
The doctor told her that he had to report all gunshot wounds,
and this was an obvious gunshot wound, so would she please explain
how it happened?
The blonde said, "Well, to be honest with you, I was trying to commit
suicide, so first I stuck the gun in my mouth, but thought, wait a
minute, I just had all that bridge work done, and I don't want to ruin
it. So, I pointed the gun between my eyes, and then thought, wait a minute,
I just got a nose job not too long ago, and I don't want to ruin it!
Then I pointed the gun at my heart, and thought, wait a minute, I just
had these boobs done, and I don't want to ruin them! So then I stuck
the gun in my ear, and thought, wait a minute, this is going to be loud.... !"
2006-12-18 18:10:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anna 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that docor must be in aww
but il give you a 10/10
2006-12-18 22:06:14 · answer #3 · answered by ellana l 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whoa!
2006-12-18 15:08:27 · answer #4 · answered by mezhenari 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a rib buster ploppy full marks for that
2006-12-18 15:03:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brillant! Good one!
2006-12-18 14:26:44 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny
2006-12-18 14:26:45 · answer #7 · answered by a.gatenby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats really funny.
i first heard it it 1977.
you are truly old hat.
well done.
2006-12-18 14:27:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg thats hilarious- geez hes kinda stupid
2006-12-18 15:34:06 · answer #9 · answered by cayla_152 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
buuuurn! That is funny.
2006-12-18 15:19:02 · answer #10 · answered by Taylor 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋