A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a frying pan.
“What the hell was that for?” he asked.
“That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Mary Lou written on it,” she replied.
“But you don’t understand,” he pleaded. “Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Mary Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on.”
“Oh honey, I’m sorry,” she said. “I should have known there was a good explanation.”
Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which knocked him out cold. When he came to, he asked, “What was that for?” he begged.
“Your horse called!”
2006-12-18 06:14:29 · 17 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ploppy your jokes rule, lmao.
2006-12-18 10:44:24 · answer #1 · answered by jen 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
good oen!!!
i ve got one
Little Johnny's preschool class went on a field trip to the fire station. The firefighter giving the presentation held up a smoke detector and asked the class: "Does anyone know what this is?"
Little Johnny's hand shot up and the firefighter called on him.
Little Johnny replied: "That's how Mommy knows supper is ready!"
hope u laff!!!
2006-12-18 06:19:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! He's soooooo busted!
2006-12-18 06:16:42 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a talking horse thats a great joke again ploppy10/10
2006-12-18 06:55:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMSUIAO I woke up and didn't know what hit me and I'm still looking for the fecker
2016-03-13 08:14:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He shouldn't have been horsing around. Bet he won't do it again..Unless he can hide the skillets.
2006-12-18 06:27:53 · answer #6 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2006-12-18 06:17:02 · answer #7 · answered by tanj 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard that one before but that is so funny :-)
2006-12-18 06:16:19 · answer #8 · answered by a.gatenby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-18 06:17:14 · answer #9 · answered by hippie_chick69love 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg lol hilariously priceless!
2006-12-18 06:16:30 · answer #10 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋