A young boy asked his mother, "Ma, is it true that people are put together like machines? You know, with separate parts you put together?"
"Of course not, where did you hear such nonsense?" replied his mother.
The young boy answered "The other day, Daddy was talking to someone on the phone, and he said that he screwed the as* off his secretary."
2006-12-18 06:09:07 · 13 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
whoopsies!!!!!!- haha
2006-12-18 07:37:21 · answer #1 · answered by cayla_152 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi Ducky, Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe... I Love this one.."WHERE IS GOD"!!! That will teach those boys a thing or 2..A Big Star My Friend.. A Friend, poppy1 Happy Easter My Friends..Save a Pretty Easter Egg for Me. Lol..
2016-05-23 04:45:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was the secretary a robot? I hate anti-robot jokes.
2006-12-18 06:15:46 · answer #3 · answered by Mitch 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. Rating - 9.0
Joke is very much like others I've heard, but it's still funny.
2006-12-18 06:11:37 · answer #4 · answered by quatrapiller 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
trust kids they can be a pain sometimes 10/10
2006-12-18 06:51:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny! That father is in some serious serious trouble!
2006-12-18 06:11:42 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahhaha that was the most hilarious joke I have ever heard thank you so much!!!!!!
2006-12-18 07:13:09 · answer #7 · answered by candacemcgee420 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good joke!
2006-12-18 06:47:51 · answer #8 · answered by cma80 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my goodness. thats funny
2006-12-18 06:11:58 · answer #9 · answered by a.gatenby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good
2006-12-18 09:28:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohmigosh that would be soooooo bad.
2006-12-18 06:15:51 · answer #11 · answered by lavenderlovely 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋