The board of directors for a large company, believing it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers, so on a tour of the facilities during his first day, the CEO notices a guy leaning casually against the wall. The room is full of workers and he wants to let them all know he means business, and wasting time on the clock is not acceptable. The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do you make a week?"
A little surprised, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $300.00 a week. Why?"
The CEO reaches into his wallet, hands the guy $1,200 in cash, and screams, "Here's four weeks pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!"
Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here aside from standing around?"
With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, "That guy delivered our pizza."
2006-12-18 06:05:21 · 13 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that would be embarrassing- and he lost all that money too!!!!!!!!!!- oh well i hope he learned from his mistakes- that was hilarious btw
2006-12-18 07:39:09 · answer #1 · answered by cayla_152 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I were to those conferences and they are very... revealing. they in many circumstances run somewhat late because there are quite some... um... audio equipment. don't be very much surprised if he comes residing house with extremely a lot less money although. you need to spend somewhat to get the VIP remedy. j0e
2016-11-30 22:24:37 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, that's seriously funny. That CEO isn't as smart as he thought! Priceless!
2006-12-18 06:08:29 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
actually that is a true story! Robert Maxwell did it to a courier who was delivering stuff to Maxwell tower.
2006-12-18 06:16:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard that one before. Pretty funny
2006-12-18 06:19:10 · answer #5 · answered by lavenderlovely 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lucky pizza guy. Probably a little confused, but I am sure he doesn;t mind at all.
2006-12-18 06:22:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one ploppy 10/10
2006-12-18 06:49:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one, we all deserve that kind of luck sometimes.
2006-12-18 06:09:31 · answer #8 · answered by discombobulated girl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-12-18 06:08:14 · answer #9 · answered by tmvminjh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha ha ha that is too funny! That's what he gets
2006-12-18 06:08:57 · answer #10 · answered by me 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋