A husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up. But then the wife stops and says, "I don' t feel like it. I just want you to hold me."
The husband says, "What?!!!"
The wife explains that he must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a woman. The husband realizes that nothing is going to happen tonight and he might as well deal with it.
So the next day the husband takes her shopping at a big department store. He walks around and has her try on three very expensive outfits. He then tells his wife, "they all look great, we'll buy all three of them."
Then he goes over and gets matching shoes worth $300 each. And then goes to the jewelry department and gets a set of diamond earrings. The wife is so excited, and trying to take advantage of her husband's generous mood, she goes for the tennis bracelet.
The husband says, "You don't even play tennis, but if you really like it then let's get it."
The wife is practically jumping up and down with excitement. She says, "Okay, I'm ready to go, let's take all of this stuff to the register."
The husband says, "No-no-no, honey, we're not going to buy all this stuff."
The wife's face goes blank.
"No, honey, I just want you to hold this stuff for a while."
Her face gets really red and she's about to explode when the husband says, "You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a man!"
2006-12-18 06:00:38 · 26 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahhaha that was the most hilarious joke I have ever heard thank you so much!!!!!!
2006-12-18 07:15:21 · answer #1 · answered by candacemcgee420 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fantastic
2006-12-18 14:36:06 · answer #2 · answered by Sparkle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha just passing by and i thought this was a typical husband and wife scene. husband and wife revenge on each other.. but what do i know. im barely 18. hilarious though.
2006-12-18 14:08:45 · answer #3 · answered by Mer celest 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! The wife gets a taste of her own medicine. Ouch!
2006-12-18 14:02:52 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If he's expecting a passionate night after letting her down like that, he can think again. Well done, Ploppy!!!
2006-12-18 14:04:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-12-18 14:10:07 · answer #6 · answered by mezhenari 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is too funny!!! Betcha he ain't getting any tonight either!! Lol
2006-12-18 14:13:16 · answer #7 · answered by me 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am giving you a thumbs up it is a cute joke!
2006-12-18 14:04:02 · answer #8 · answered by Nani 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha- thats hilarious- thanx for the laugh
2006-12-18 15:40:37 · answer #9 · answered by cayla_152 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
best one I can go with it jack had
If I were close to u wud have hold u.
HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa.
Bye
2006-12-18 14:06:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋