An America couple was being shown around Moscow one day, when the man felt a drop hit his nose.
"I think it's raining," he said to his wife.
"No, that felt more like snow to me," she replied.
"No, I'm sure it was just rain," he said.
Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing.
"Let's not fight about it!" the man said. "Let's ask our guide, Rudolph, whether it's officially raining or snowing."
As their tour guide approached, the man said, "Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it officially raining or snowing?"
"It's raining, of course," he replied officiously.
But the woman insisted, "I know that it felt like snow!"
The man quietly replied, "Rudolph, the Red, knows rain, dear!"
2006-12-18 05:57:52 · 16 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats a very clever one kizzy and no one said i dont get it
2006-12-18 06:42:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good. I first read this one in the Cassandra Newspaper column in the daily Mirror (No I'm not a reader) in 1966.
Sir William Neil Connor (26 April 1909 - 6 April 1967), was a left-wing journalist for The Daily Mirror who wrote under the pseudonym of Cassandra.
He wrote a regular column for over 30 years between 27 July 1935 - 1 February 1967 with a short intermission for World War II, his column restarting after the war with the words "As I was saying before I was interrupted, it is a powerful hard thing to please all of the people all of the time." He took his pen-name from Cassandra in Greek mythology, a tragic character that is given the gift of prophecy by Apollo but is then cursed so that no one will ever believe her.
He used to write the most excruciating puns in the form of such stories. An example was the one about the Doctor who always called at the same bar after surgery and ordered a daiquiri cocktail with a hazel nut added for flavour. One day the barman ran out of hazel nuts and slipped a hickory nut in the cocktail instead.
Noticing the unusual taste the doctor asked
"Hey barman, this isn't a hazel daiquiri is it?"
"No," replied the barman. "That's a hickory daiquiri Doc!"
2006-12-18 14:43:28 · answer #2 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. Hehe. Its refreshing to come across a clean and funny joke.
2006-12-18 14:02:46 · answer #3 · answered by Birdman 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay, my mind went in the gutter, glad you gave the clean version.
2006-12-18 14:00:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it. THe most appropriate joke for the time!
2006-12-18 14:10:21 · answer #5 · answered by junebaby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute!
2006-12-18 14:02:25 · answer #6 · answered by PenguinsWife 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
good one
that was so cute
2006-12-18 14:00:58 · answer #7 · answered by Solitaire 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nose reindeer
2006-12-18 13:59:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
See the kids are home Kizzy !!!!!!!
2006-12-18 14:19:29 · answer #9 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg lol hilariously priceless!
2006-12-18 14:00:43 · answer #10 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋